歌手: Soundtrack
时长: 01:43
Royale With Cheese - John Travolta[00:00:00]
Okay so [00:00:01]
Tell me again about the hash bars [00:00:01]
Okay what do you want to know [00:00:04]
Well hash is legal over there right [00:00:05]
Yeah It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal [00:00:07]
I mean you just can't walk into a restaurant [00:00:08]
Roll a joint and start puffin' away [00:00:10]
They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places [00:00:11]
And those are the hash bars [00:00:14]
Yeah It breaks down like this [00:00:17]
Ok it's legal to buy it it's legal to own it [00:00:18]
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar it's legal to sell it [00:00:21]
It's legal to carry it but but that dosen't matter [00:00:24]
Cause get a load of this; all right [00:00:26]
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam [00:00:28]
It's illegal for them to search you [00:00:31]
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have [00:00:32]
Oh man I'm goin' [00:00:35]
That's all there is to it I'm f**kin' goin' [00:00:37]
I know baby [00:00:39]
You'd dig it the most [00:00:40]
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is [00:00:41]
What [00:00:45]
It's the little differences [00:00:46]
A lotta the same sh*t we got here [00:00:46]
They got there but there they're a little different [00:00:49]
Example [00:00:51]
Alright [00:00:51]
When you into a movie theatre in Amsterdam [00:00:52]
You can buy beer [00:00:57]
And I don't mean in a paper cup either [00:00:58]
They give you a glass of beer And in Paris [00:00:59]
You can buy beer at MacDonald's [00:01:01]
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris [00:01:03]
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese [00:01:06]
No they got the metric system there [00:01:08]
They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is [00:01:09]
What'd they call it [00:01:12]
They call it Royale with Cheese [00:01:14]
Royale with Cheese [00:01:15]
What'd they call a Big Mac [00:01:17]
Big Mac's a Big Mac[00:01:20]
But they call it Le Big Mac [00:01:21]
Le big Mac Ahhaha [00:01:24]
What do they call a Whopper [00:01:25]
I dunno I didn't go into a Burger King [00:01:28]
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup [00:01:30]
What [00:01:33]
Mayonnaise [00:01:33]
Goddamn [00:01:33]
I seen 'em do it man they f**kin' drown 'em in it [00:01:33]
Uuccch[00:01:39]