所属专辑:What We Made (iTunes Exclusive dmd)
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时长: 03:51
Why'd you get that ticket if you're only gonna talk[00:00:00]
I came to catch a film and there's nothing being caught[00:00:03]
And more to the point fella this is just a thought[00:00:05]
Why you eatin popcorn when they've covered it in salt[00:00:08]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:00:10]
You came here to just talk[00:00:13]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:00:15]
Like they do in the movies son[00:00:18]
My right hand popcorn sweet never salted[00:00:20]
Left hand holding the girl I'm escorting[00:00:23]
Films already started so we're quiet as we walk in[00:00:25]
As I take a seat there's already people talking[00:00:28]
Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids[00:00:30]
In the cinema people are chattin like they in a bar[00:00:33]
What is this a seminar on chatting inane [00:00:35]
Look Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane[00:00:38]
The kiddies in the front row[00:00:40]
(chitter chatter chitter chatter)[00:00:42]
The Lovers in the back row[00:00:43]
(kiss kiss kiss)[00:00:44]
The dude kickin my chair like[00:00:45]
(tap tap tap tap)[00:00:47]
This gang of idiots take the[00:00:48]
(piss piss piss)[00:00:49]
A couple of explosions it's quiet for a moment[00:00:50]
I'm ready to explode myself losing composure[00:00:53]
(Chitter chatter chitter)[00:00:55]
Right you're tickin me off[00:00:57]
Shut the f**k up[00:00:58]
Watch the film or we're kickin off[00:00:59]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:01:01]
You came here to just talk[00:01:03]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:01:06]
Like they do in the movies son[00:01:08]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:01:11]
You came here to just talk[00:01:13]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:01:16]
Like they do in the movies son[00:01:19]
Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache[00:01:26]
As if you'd do that in real life on a first date[00:01:29]
I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions[00:01:31]
Whether it's a romcom a thriller or a western[00:01:34]
Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions[00:01:36]
Once she done that she gotta button it[00:01:39]
Hush her lip and no love I aint getting couple-y[00:01:41]
Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films[00:01:44]
My girlie in my left ear[00:01:46]
(who's that in the red hat )[00:01:48]
The fatty to my right like[00:01:49]
(munch crunch munch crunch)[00:01:50]
Here she goes again like[00:01:51]
(I thought he was dead)[00:01:52]
Look No love he's isn't see he only got a punch[00:01:53]
10 minutes of silence things are looking better[00:01:56]
But whenever there's never a sound[00:01:59]
Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever's around[00:02:00]
Sitting on the edge of my seat[00:02:03]
And it aint cos of the film it's these idiots[00:02:04]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:02:06]
You came here to just talk[00:02:09]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:02:11]
Like they do in the movies son[00:02:14]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:02:16]
You came here to just talk[00:02:19]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:02:21]
Like they do in the movies son[00:02:24]
Right you[00:02:26]
You f**kin chatty face you're startin to rub[00:02:27]
Me up the wrong way now f**k off down the pub[00:02:29]
It's bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole[00:02:32]
Without you talking out loud like a hero[00:02:34]
Trust me son you're nothing like a Robert De Niro[00:02:37]
Character have a chair or I'm a go all cavalier[00:02:39]
And start getting more than medieval on your arse[00:02:42]
Your visits to the cinema this'll be the last[00:02:44]
The kiddies in the front row[00:02:47]
(Shut your flippin face mate)[00:02:48]
The lovers in the back row[00:02:49]
(why you gotta talk)[00:02:51]
The dude tappin my chair like[00:02:52]
(keep it down please yeah)[00:02:53]
My girlie in my ear like[00:02:54]
(But he was in New York)[00:02:56]
Look[00:02:57]
I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me[00:02:57]
And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me[00:02:59]
Security appear and flash their torches down my row[00:03:02]
Er Sir can you leave please you're spoiling the show[00:03:04]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:03:07]
You came here to just talk[00:03:09]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:03:12]
Like they do in the movies son[00:03:15]
I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:03:17]
You came here to just talk[00:03:20]
If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:03:22]
Like they do in the movies son[00:03:25]