《Once Upon A Time(Live)》歌词

歌曲： Once Upon A Time(Live)

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 1 (Live)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:37

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Once Upon A Time - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

Once upon a time way back a long time ago[00:00:14]

When the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than[00:00:21]

Mark Bolman oh thank you Frank[00:00:24]

And don't misspell it that's not Marc Bolan[00:00:28]

That's Mark Volman[00:00:30]

Hiya friends I wanna welcome each[00:00:31]

And everyone of you I wanna say to you tonight[00:00:35]

I feel great I mean I feel great[00:00:37]

Everywhere I go people are always comin' up to me[00:00:42]

And they say Mark Mark Mark[00:00:45]

Mark are you kiddin' lemme tell you this friends[00:00:48]

I am not kiddin' I mean I am portly and I am maroon[00:00:55]

Well how many people here tonight can guess what I am [00:01:05]

Ah I can't guess what you are[00:01:11]

Well then I'll give you some clues[00:01:15]

And the first clue is I am portly[00:01:17]

Does that help Not much[00:01:23]

No I don't know who you are[00:01:25]

Okay I got one clue number two[00:01:28]

I am double knit does that help [00:01:31]

No not much whaddya mean [00:01:35]

Well then I've to give you one more clue[00:01:38]

I know this is gonna give it away[00:01:42]

And I hate like damn to tell you this[00:01:44]

But clue number three[00:01:47]

Ich bin Maroon [00:01:49]

Ah you're a sofa [00:01:53]

Once upon a time way back a long time ago[00:01:57]

When the universe consisted[00:02:02]

Of nothing more elaborate than[00:02:03]

Mark Volman thank you Frank[00:02:04]

Trying to convince each and every member[00:02:06]

Of this extremely hip audience here tonight[00:02:08]

That he was nothing more nothing less[00:02:10]

Than a fat maroon sofa[00:02:13]

Suspended in the midst of a great emptiness[00:02:15]

A light shined down from heaven[00:02:18]

And there he was ladies and gentleman[00:02:26]

The good Lord and he took[00:02:28]

He took a look at the sofa[00:02:30]

And he said to himself[00:02:32]

"Quite an attractive sofa"[00:02:35]

"This sofa could be commercial"[00:02:37]

With a few more Margaritas[00:02:43]

And the right company[00:02:44]

However I digress[00:02:48]

"What this sofa needs" said the Big 'G'[00:02:51]

"Is a bit of flooring underneath of it"[00:02:56]

And so in order to make this construction project possible [00:02:58]

He summoned the assistance of the celestial corp of engineers[00:03:05]

And by means of a cute little song in the German language[00:03:11]

Which is the way he talks whenever it's heavy business[00:03:16]

The good Lord went something like this[00:03:21]

Take it away Jim Pons[00:03:25]

Gib zu mir etwas Fussbodenbelag[00:03:28]

Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa[00:03:37]

Everybody[00:03:43]

Gib zu mir etwas Fussbodenbelag[00:03:44]

Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa[00:03:50]

And of course ladies and gentlemen that means[00:03:57]

Give unto me a bit of flooring under this fat floating sofa[00:04:00]

And sure enough boards of oak appeared[00:04:05]

Throughout the emptiness as far as vision permits[00:04:08]

Stretching all the way from Belfast to Bogner Regis[00:04:11]

And the Lord put aside his huge cigar[00:04:16]

And proceeded to deliver unto the charming[00:04:20]

Maroonish sofa the bulk of his message[00:04:25]

With the assistance of a small electric clarinet[00:04:28]

And it went something like this[00:04:33]