《Can You Stand Upon One Leg》歌词

歌曲： Can You Stand Upon One Leg

所属专辑：Bang Goes the Knighthood

歌手： The Divine Comedy

时长： 03:32

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Can You Stand Upon One Leg - The Divine Comedy[00:00:00]

One more time[00:00:00]

Can you stand upon one leg[00:00:11]

It's harder than you think[00:00:16]

If you can do it without falling down[00:00:20]

You can do just about anything[00:00:23]

Go on see if you can[00:00:29]

See how long you can stand on one leg[00:00:33]

Can you beat your dad at chess[00:00:46]

It's harder than you think[00:00:51]

Sit him down at Christmas[00:00:55]

Turn the TV off[00:00:56]

Give him lots of chocolates and a drink[00:00:58]

And he might give you a match[00:01:03]

And when you've been duly[00:01:08]

Dispatched he will laugh[00:01:10]

Ha ha ha[00:01:14]

And you'll say one more game[00:01:16]

Can you write a silly song[00:01:20]

It's harder than you think[00:01:25]

One that's not too short[00:01:29]

One that's not too long[00:01:31]

One that can make everybody sing[00:01:33]

Go on give it a try[00:01:38]

You might do better than I[00:01:42]

It's just like trying to stand on one leg[00:01:46]

Tell me can you tell a funny joke[00:01:52]

One that makes you laugh out loud[00:01:59]

One that makes the milk come out your nose[00:02:04]

If you know a funny joke then tell it now[00:02:07]

That's not bad I'm impressed[00:02:24]

But there's one final test[00:02:28]

Can you hold a singing note[00:02:36]

For a stupidly long time[00:02:40]

Well it's my party piece[00:02:44]

So let's make it a little harder[00:02:46]

By starting it way up high[00:02:48]

Come on give it a go[00:02:53]

Let's see how long you can hold on to a note[00:02:57]