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Half Man Half Machine - Goldie Lookin Chain[00:00:00]
"Half Man Half Machine"[00:00:08]
Eggsie : Adam Do you read me Over [00:00:08]
I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags[00:00:12]
Do you need a drink or some crisps [00:00:14]
Blanco : You f**kin can't go down the shop[00:00:16]
Dressed like that man you got f**kin tin foil[00:00:19]
Wrapped round your 'ed[00:00:21]
Eggsie : Its not tin foil it's my new skin [00:00:22]
I am a robot I have interfaced with my spectrum Behold [00:00:23]
Blanco : You're f**kin nuts man stop talkin like tha[00:00:24]
Eggsie : What do you mean It is my normal voice [00:00:26]
My computer integrated voice circuit is making[00:00:26]
Me speak like this[00:00:28]
Blanco : Stop talkin like that ya f**kin bellend[00:00:28]
Eggsie : I am a robot I am a robot [00:00:29]
Blanco : F**kin inject him man inject him[00:00:32]
F**kin calm him down oh f**kin 'ell[00:00:32]
Benatone spectrum pacman commadore[00:00:34]
Zx81 Donkey Kong f**kin high score[00:00:34]
Push it to the limit couldn't push it anymore[00:00:44]
Wanna be a f**kin robot after smokin loadsa draw[00:00:45]
Bought a speak n spell[00:00:46]
Stuck it to my chest[00:00:47]
Wrapped some f**kin tin foil[00:00:48]
To my head and to my vest[00:00:49]
Walkin down the street[00:00:51]
My next door neighbors not impressed[00:00:52]
I'm a robot and buyin 10 fags is my quest[00:00:57]
Eggsies gone too far[00:00:58]
He thinks he's Robocop[00:00:59]
He's covered in tin foil[00:01:00]
He's got matchin metal socks[00:01:01]
We tried to sedate him but he f**kin escaped[00:01:02]
The man robot myth starts to escalate[00:01:04]
He tries to sell himself standin in curry's[00:01:05]
But if the police turn up he runs in a f**kin hurry[00:01:10]
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his knob[00:01:12]
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob[00:01:15]
Half man half machine[00:01:17]
What does it mean [00:01:20]
What does it mean [00:01:24]
Half man half machine[00:01:25]
What does it mean [00:01:26]
What does it mean [00:01:27]
Bein a robot in my digital domain[00:01:28]
Enter my world[00:01:29]
Feel my pain[00:01:30]
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know[00:01:31]
I make love to a BBC micro[00:01:34]
Touchin on the disk drive[00:01:37]
The monitor got hot[00:01:39]
I knew from then I was a mother f**kin robot[00:01:39]
Bill Gates from Microsoft[00:01:42]
Steven Hawkins voice[00:01:45]
And f**kin Lara Croft[00:01:46]
I built a lab[00:01:48]
Secret in my loft[00:01:49]
I built a special costume that would help me to jack off[00:01:50]
I sat there[00:01:52]
In front of the screen[00:01:54]
For many years this had been my wet dream[00:01:55]
Now I've reached it[00:01:57]
I'm finally there[00:01:59]
Like terminator[00:02:00]
Being filmed in aberdare[00:02:00]
So alone[00:02:02]
When people stop and stare[00:02:04]
Like c3po but with pubes and hair[00:02:06]
Robot love[00:02:08]
Robot break-dance[00:02:09]
The doctors at the nuthouse said he was an 'ed case[00:02:14]
Cause he sticks sprayed silver cans on his face[00:02:17]
Suckin off antennas and tryin to f**k the fridge[00:02:19]
And burn his pubic wig with a high voltage[00:02:20]
Is ams as robots mys primes directives iss tos gos[00:02:25]
Tos thes shops ands buys tens fags dos youse comsputes [00:02:30]
He wants to buy ten fags his destination is the shop[00:02:35]
A tin foil costume and a hat like Robocop if you ask[00:02:38]
Him then he'll do a body pop like terminator yet he[00:02:41]
Just can't stop put an electric cable down through[00:02:45]
The eye of his cock plugged it in the wall and gave[00:02:55]
Himself a big shock the reason that he did it wasn't[00:03:04]
To give him self pain watchin terminator over again[00:03:06]
And again[00:03:11]
Half man half machine[00:03:11]
What does it mean [00:03:12]
What does it mean [00:03:13]
Half man half machine[00:03:14]
What does it mean [00:03:14]
What does it mean [00:03:15]
Blanco : Are you still a f**kin robot then spar [00:03:25]
Eggsie : No not anymore[00:03:30]
Blanco : F**kin look f**kin sound like one aswell[00:03:31]
Eggsie : I'm not a robot I can assure you thank you[00:03:33]
Blanco : I f**kin think you are[00:03:34]
Eggsie : I'm not[00:03:36]
Blanco : What are you then [00:03:37]
Eggsie : A woman called Janet[00:03:38]