《The Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

歌曲： The Illinois Enema Bandit

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 6

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 08:04

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The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

The Illinois Enema Bandit[00:00:12]

I heard he's on the loose[00:00:16]

I heard he's on the loose[00:00:21]

Lord the pitiful screams[00:00:29]

Of all them college-educated women [00:00:31]

Boy he'd just be tyin' 'em up[00:00:35]

(They'd be all bound down )[00:00:37]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:00:40]

The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice[00:00:44]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:00:47]

The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice[00:00:50]

(repeat)[00:00:52]

The Illinois Enema Bandit heard it on the news [00:01:05]

I heard it on the news[00:01:15]

Bloomington Illinois he has caused some alarm[00:01:24]

Just sneakin' around there[00:01:30]

From farm to farm[00:01:33]

Got a rubberized bag[00:01:36]

And a hose on his arm[00:01:39]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:01:42]

That he just might wanna pump[00:01:45]

(repeat)[00:01:50]

The Illinois Enema Bandit[00:04:30]

Some day he'll have to pay[00:04:33]

Some day he'll have to pay[00:04:37]

The police will say "You're under arrest "[00:04:46]

And the judge would have him for a special guest[00:04:52]

The D A will order a secret test[00:04:58]

And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest[00:05:04]

Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks[00:05:10]

And the judge would say "No poo-poo jokesl"[00:05:16]

Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see [00:05:22]

Saying "Don't nobody have no sympathy [00:05:27]

HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE "[00:05:35]

And the Bandit might say "Why is everbody always pickin' on me "[00:05:40]

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [00:05:47]

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [00:05:51]

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [00:05:57]

One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be "[00:06:05]

BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY [00:06:11]

TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR PLEA [00:06:13]

Another girl shout[00:06:17]