歌手: Sir Mix-A-Lot
时长: 04:30
Swap Meet Louie - Sir Mix-A-Lot[00:00:00]
"Hey homeys "[00:00:01]
"Who me "[00:00:03]
"Yeah that's right You the fly hustler "[00:00:03]
"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie huh "[00:00:05]
"Hey Don't be turnin' the highside up in here You don't even got the[00:00:08]
Dope "[00:00:11]
"Oh baby I don't need the highside just give me some khaki's and I'm[00:00:11]
Straight "[00:00:14]
"Tryin' dis me ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta Who you think you are [00:00:14]
M C Hammer You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton "[00:00:20]
"What you mean I can't afford it Why would I wanna afford some old fake[00:00:22]
Louie baby[00:00:25]
If that's real Louie I'm Tom Cruise "[00:00:26]
"Excuse me I'd like to buy some "[00:00:28]
"You don't know jack about this Louie Take your sorry self over booth[00:00:29]
Number 2 for[00:00:32]
The crack pipe "[00:00:33]
"Yeah awreit I got your crack pipe right here baby "[00:00:34]
*RAP*[00:00:36]
Wooah Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit[00:00:37]
But you're swearin' up and down that you got the Louie boots[00:00:40]
So you roll to the swap meet girlfriend buttless[00:00:43]
Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass[00:00:45]
In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek[00:00:48]
Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet[00:00:50]
You're saggin' droop like a bawla[00:00:52]
Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter so you call her[00:00:54]
Oooh this is on Why don't you get this for me [00:00:57]
Everytime you hit the swap meet it's gimme gimme gimme [00:00:59]
A little old lady in the back starts to creep she's deep[00:01:01]
Through cazelley's she peeks[00:01:04]
Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on[00:01:05]
Swap meet weed with the swap meet thongs[00:01:08]
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw[00:01:10]
Little Mary Pong is RAW[00:01:11]
She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"[00:01:15]
Start buying all your Louie in the hood[00:01:16]
And your sprung on the two for one[00:01:19]
Fake Louie at the swap meet son[00:01:22]
Now you know brown Louie is played[00:01:23]
But you're drunk and you just got paid[00:01:26]
So you bought the gear little Mary says "See ya"[00:01:28]
Little did you know it was "Made in Korea "[00:01:31]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:01:34]
That's right tell em homeys[00:01:37]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:01:38]
Right here baby[00:01:42]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:01:42]
What you need [00:01:46]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:01:47]
You don't know jack about this Louie[00:01:51]
Victim number two a rich young couple from Bellvue[00:01:52]
Welcome to the swap meet another dumb couple 'bout to get beat[00:01:56]
Out came little Mary Pong she had the big Louie Vee gear on[00:02:00]
The couple got sprung and the wife want some[00:02:05]
Louie Vee hat with the diamonds[00:02:09]
Shes thinkin' she got that deal 2 for 1 is a steal[00:02:11]
The hat mighta had a L V on the back[00:02:14]
But at the swap meet that ain't jack[00:02:17]
But she bought it cost about three hun[00:02:19]
Mary Pong said you're the one[00:02:22]
But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'[00:02:24]
Baby girls Louie started fadin'[00:02:27]
Now she's tryin' to take it back[00:02:29]
But the swap meet don't play that[00:02:31]
Cause when a customer tries to intimidate[00:02:33]
Mary Pong pulls a 38[00:02:35]
She ain't about to get bum rushed[00:02:38]
She's strapped an' she's ready to bust[00:02:40]
But at the swap meet you don't pay tax[00:02:42]
They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch[00:02:45]
Swap Meet Louie clockin' lotsa dolla's[00:02:47]
Swap Meet Louie we all got gold[00:02:50]
Swap Meet Louie black silk jackets[00:02:51]
Swap Meet Louie rich flaunt clout[00:02:54]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:02:56]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:02:59]
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet[00:03:06]
Buyin' much gear for the feet[00:03:08]
When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face[00:03:10]
Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes[00:03:13]
The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'[00:03:15]
Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon[00:03:17]
I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it[00:03:19]
What's up with the bootleg music [00:03:22]
Mary Pong is about to get jacked[00:03:25]
She had a stack of big bootleg racks[00:03:27]
Me and Attitude creeped like snakes[00:03:29]
Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break[00:03:30]
The whole swap meet went crazy[00:03:33]
I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze[00:03:36]
Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk[00:03:38]
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk[00:03:40]
Like that I'm outta there[00:03:42]
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs[00:03:45]
So we jet to the boulevard fast[00:03:47]
Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash[00:03:49]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:03:52]
That's right tell em homeys[00:03:53]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:03:54]
Right here baby[00:03:56]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:03:57]
What you need [00:03:58]
Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie[00:03:59]
You don't know jack about this Louie[00:04:02]