所属专辑:Platinum & Gold Collection
时长: 05:45
Just One Of Those Days - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:00:00]
Have you ever in your life experienced a day[00:00:21]
Where nothing at all seems to go your way[00:00:23]
No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut[00:00:26]
You just could not break the string of bad lucka day[00:00:28]
Where Murphy's law takes over your life[00:00:31]
And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right[00:00:33]
And when the day was over you just had to say[00:00:36]
You said man it's just one of those days[00:00:39]
My day started off kind of cool[00:00:52]
I brushed my teeth I comed my hair[00:00:53]
And I got dressed and went to school[00:00:55]
I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack[00:00:57]
A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack[00:00:59]
About that point I proceeded to class[00:01:02]
I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed[00:01:04]
I went to my room which was on the first floor[00:01:07]
I had no idea what I was in for[00:01:10]
I sat in my desk and minded my own business[00:01:13]
Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it[00:01:15]
This girl walked in my imigination ran wild[00:01:18]
She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled[00:01:20]
I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt[00:01:23]
She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut[00:01:26]
The teacher turned around while my arm was extended[00:01:28]
She looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended[00:01:31]
I said your tripping it's just a bad habit[00:01:34]
She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it[00:01:36]
I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip[00:01:39]
Then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this[00:01:41]
She sent me to the head of the discipline staff[00:01:44]
I tried to play it off so I started to laugh[00:01:47]
I said ha ha this story is great[00:01:49]
It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake[00:01:52]
He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile[00:01:54]
He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child[00:01:57]
I stopped laughing and I said why is that[00:02:00]
He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back[00:02:02]
I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it[00:02:05]
He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it[00:02:08]
As I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze[00:02:10]
And said man it's just one of those days[00:02:13]
I woke up around a quarter to eight[00:02:26]
I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great[00:02:28]
I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise[00:02:30]
I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine[00:02:33]
I hopped up and put my feet on the floor[00:02:36]
Ran to the bathroom then I ow hit my foot on the door[00:02:38]
The pain was immense as it started to throb[00:02:41]
I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job[00:02:43]
So I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth[00:02:46]
Threw on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks[00:02:49]
Threw on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat[00:02:51]
Then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat[00:02:54]
I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys[00:02:57]
Then I prayed out loud car start please[00:02:59]
The car started but what good was that[00:03:02]
I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat[00:03:04]
I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block[00:03:07]
Then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock[00:03:09]
The bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous[00:03:12]
I got real mad because the sign said out of service[00:03:15]
I started hiking it I wasn't liking it[00:03:18]
I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it[00:03:20]
I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner[00:03:23]
There was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner[00:03:26]
Slamed on the flat I did 180 turn[00:03:28]
Peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn[00:03:30]
With the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk[00:03:33]
I thought man all of this cause I was trying to get to work[00:03:36]
I could've got away I almost had 'em shook[00:03:39]
Til this girl walked by something said not to look[00:03:41]
But I thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt[00:03:44]
But she made me miss the sign that said men at work[00:03:46]
I screamed out loud as I crashed through the baracade[00:03:49]
I saw my whole life flash before my face[00:03:52]
I felt kind of dizzy all I saw was stars[00:03:54]
I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars[00:03:57]
That was stupid I got off track[00:04:00]
Cause about that point everything went black[00:04:02]
The next thing I remember is a head ache nagging[00:04:04]
I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon[00:04:07]
I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dead[00:04:10]
A big Flinstone lump on the side of my head[00:04:13]
They took my picture and my finger prints[00:04:16]
I said wait you can't arrest me I'm the Fresh Prince[00:04:18]
I demand that you release me you incompetent fool[00:04:20]
You can't arrest me I'm the Prince you know the rules[00:04:23]
You got five seconds 'fore I punch out your lights[00:04:26]
But then the cop pulled out his gun I said ha ha psyche[00:04:28]
I had a call so I called my boss[00:04:31]
I figured I might as well what else could be lost[00:04:33]
Boss I'm sorry that I couldn't make it today[00:04:36]
He said what are you talking about you're off today is Saturday[00:04:38]
Stuck in a cell scared as hell[00:04:42]
I'm a hungry kind of tired and I hate this awful smell[00:04:44]
Maybe one day I'll get smart and change my ways[00:04:46]
But for now it's just one of those days[00:04:49]
It's just one of those days[00:05:19]