歌手: George Formby
时长: 02:38
I Did What I Could with My Gas Mask - George Formby[00:00:00]
Now I'm getting very fond of my gas mask I declare[00:00:07]
It hardly ever leaves my sight[00:00:11]
I sling it on my back and I take it everywhere[00:00:14]
It even comes to bed at night[00:00:18]
It's been a real good pal to me I must confess[00:00:22]
And helped me out of many a mess[00:00:25]
My sister had a lot of socks to mend[00:00:29]
So she gave me a fat bouncing baby to tend[00:00:33]
And when I felt it leaking at one end[00:00:36]
Well I did what I could with my gas mask[00:00:40]
I bought a farm because I like fresh air[00:00:44]
At milking time I tried to do my share[00:00:48]
And when I found the bucket wasn't there[00:00:51]
Well I did what I could with my gas mask[00:00:55]
The lady living next door Mrs `icks[00:01:03]
She heard the sirens blow one morn at ten to six[00:01:06]
She dashed outside in nothing but her nicks[00:01:10]
But she knew what to do with her gas mask[00:01:13]
By train I went for a very tiring ride[00:01:17]
There wasn't any corridor outside[00:01:21]
And when I felt the turning of the tide[00:01:25]
Well I did what I could with My gas mask[00:01:28]
To see old Echstien's (sp ) Adam in the nude[00:01:36]
I once thought I'd go with my Aunt Ermintrude[00:01:39]
And when she sniffed and said "How very rude[00:01:43]
Still he knows what to do with his gas mask[00:01:46]
For years I courted Annabella Price[00:01:51]
And always found her just as cold as ice[00:01:54]
Until one night the lass forgot her Ma's advice[00:01:58]
And I did what I could with my gas mask[00:02:01]