《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Songs That Won VMA Video Of The Year

歌手： Let The Music Play

时长： 04:46

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The Real Slim Shady - Let The Music Play[00:00:00]

May I have your attention please [00:00:02]

May I have your attention please [00:00:04]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:00:07]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:00:10]

We're gonna have a problem here [00:00:15]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:17]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

And started whooping her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (Ah )[00:00:25]

It's the return of the "Ah wait no way you're kidding [00:00:27]

He didn't just say what I think he did did he "[00:00:30]

And Dr Dre said nothing you idiots [00:00:33]

Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha )[00:00:35]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

(*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*)[00:00:38]

"Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:39]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what[00:00:41]

Flipping the you-know-who " "Yeah but he's so cute though "[00:00:43]

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:46]

But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms[00:00:49]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't[00:00:51]

But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:53]

"My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips"[00:00:56]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:58]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:00]

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is[00:01:02]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

By the time they hit fourth grade[00:01:06]

They got the Discovery Channel don't they [00:01:08]

"We ain't nothing but mammals " Well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes (SLURP)[00:01:12]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:16]

(*EWWW *) But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:19]

Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:21]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:23]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:26]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:01:27]

Please stand up please stand up [00:01:30]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:01:36]

Please stand up please stand up [00:01:39]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;[00:01:41]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [00:01:44]

You think I give a damn about a Grammy [00:01:46]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:48]

"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird "[00:01:50]

Why So you guys could just lie to get me here [00:01:53]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [00:01:55]

Yo Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:57]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:01:59]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:02]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:04]

"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee "[00:02:06]

I should download her audio on MP3[00:02:09]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (AHHH )[00:02:11]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:14]

So I have been sent here to destroy you (bzzzt)[00:02:17]

And there's a million of us just like me[00:02:19]

Who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:21]

Who dress like me; walk talk and act like me[00:02:23]

It just might be the next best thing but not quite me [00:02:25]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:27]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:30]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:02:31]

Please stand up please stand up [00:02:34]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:36]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:39]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:02:41]

Please stand up please stand up [00:02:43]

I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only giving you[00:02:45]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:48]

The only difference is I got the balls to say it[00:02:51]

In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all[00:02:53]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:56]

And whether you like to admit it (*ERR*) I just sh*t it[00:02:58]

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can[00:03:00]

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums[00:03:02]

It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty[00:03:04]

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting[00:03:07]

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens[00:03:09]

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working[00:03:11]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking[00:03:14]

He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings[00:03:16]

(*HACH*) Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:18]

Screaming "I don't give a f**k "[00:03:20]

With his windows down and his system up[00:03:22]

So will the real Shady please stand up [00:03:23]

And put one of those fingers on each hand up [00:03:25]

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:27]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go [00:03:30]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:32]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:35]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:03:37]

Please stand up please stand up [00:03:39]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:41]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:44]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:03:46]

Please stand up please stand up [00:03:48]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:50]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:53]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:03:55]

Please stand up please stand up [00:03:57]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:59]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:02]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:04:04]

Please stand up please stand up [00:04:07]

Ha ha[00:04:09]

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us[00:04:11]

F**k it let's all stand up[00:04:14]