《Gaston》歌词

歌曲： Gaston

所属专辑：Children’s Favorites， Vol. 2

歌手： The Hit Co.

时长： 03:41

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Gaston (加斯顿) - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)[00:00:00]

Who does she think she is?[00:00:04]

That girl has tangled with the wrong man![00:00:06]

No one says "no" to Gaston![00:00:08]

Heh heh. Darn right.[00:00:10]

Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated![00:00:12]

Why, it's more than I can bear.[00:00:15]

More beer?[00:00:17]

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.[00:00:18]

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.[00:00:22]

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston[00:00:29]

Looking so down in the dumps[00:00:33]

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston[00:00:36]

Even when taking your lumps[00:00:39]

There's no man in town as admired as you[00:00:42]

You're everyone's favorite guy[00:00:46]

Everyone's awed and inspired by you[00:00:49]

And it's not very hard to see why[00:00:52]

No one's slick as Gaston[00:01:00]

No one's quick as Gaston[00:01:04]

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston[00:01:06]

For there's no man in town half as manly[00:01:09]

Perfect, a pure paragon[00:01:13]

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley[00:01:16]

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on[00:01:19]

No one's been like Gaston[00:01:26]

A king pin like Gaston[00:01:29]

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston[00:01:30]

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating[00:01:34]

My what a guy, that Gaston[00:01:38]

Give five hurrahs[00:01:41]

Give twelve hip-hips[00:01:43]

Gaston is the best[00:01:44]

And the rest is all drips[00:01:46]

No one fights like Gaston[00:01:50]

Douses lights like Gaston[00:01:53]

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston[00:01:54]

For there's no one as burly and brawny[00:01:58]

As you see I've got biceps to spare[00:02:02]

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny[00:02:05]

That's right[00:02:08]

And every last inch of me's covered with hair[00:02:09]

No one hits like Gaston[00:02:12]

Matches wits like Gaston[00:02:13]

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston[00:02:14]

I'm especially good at expectorating[00:02:18]

Ten points for Gaston[00:02:22]

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs[00:02:25]

Every morning to help me get large[00:02:28]

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs[00:02:32]

So I'm roughly the size a of barge[00:02:35]

No one shoots like Gaston[00:02:42]

Makes those beauts like Gaston[00:02:46]

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston[00:02:48]

I use antlers in all of my decorating[00:02:51]

Say it again[00:02:55]

Who's a man among men[00:02:56]

And then say it once more[00:02:58]

Who's the hero next door[00:03:00]

Who's a super success[00:03:01]

Don't you know[00:03:03]

Can't you guess[00:03:04]

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on[00:03:05]

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down[00:03:08]

And his name's G-A-S-T-[00:03:15]

G-A-S-T-E-[00:03:21]

G-A-S-T-O-[00:03:23]

Oh[00:03:26]

Gaston[00:03:27]