所属专辑:Magic Tunes
歌手: Barbra Streisand
时长: 04:17
Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Barbra Streisand[00:00:00]
Written by:Harold Rome[00:00:00]
I want men that I can please that I can squeeze that I can tease[00:00:07]
Two or three or four or more[00:00:14]
What are those fools waiting for[00:00:17]
I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing[00:00:22]
Nobody comes knocking at my front door[00:00:29]
What do they think my knocker's for[00:00:32]
If they don't come soon there won't be any more[00:00:35]
What can the matter be[00:00:42]
I wash my clothes with Lux my etiquette's the best[00:00:48]
I spend my hard earned bucks on just what the ads suggest[00:00:53]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:00:58]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:03]
I'm full of Kellogg's bran I grapenuts on the sly[00:01:08]
The date is on the can of the coffee that I buy[00:01:14]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:01:19]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:24]
Oh Beatrice fair fax give me the bare facts[00:01:29]
How do you make them fall[00:01:34]
If you don't save me the things the Lord gave me[00:01:39]
Never will be any use to me at all[00:01:44]
I sprinkle on a dash of fragrance de amour[00:01:49]
The ads say makes men rash but I guess their smell is pour[00:01:54]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:01:59]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:04]
I use Ovaltine and Listerine Barbasol and Musterole[00:02:09]
Life buoy soap and flit so why ain't I got it[00:02:13]
I use Coca Cola and Marmola Crisco Lesco and Mazola[00:02:18]
Ex-lax and Vapex so why ain't I got sex[00:02:22]
I use Albolene and Maybellene Alka Seltzer Bromo Seltzer[00:02:26]
Odorono and Sensation[00:02:32]
So why ain't I got fascination[00:02:35]
My girdles come from best the times ads say they're chick[00:02:40]
And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week[00:02:46]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:02:52]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:56]
I use Pond's on my skin with rye crisp I have thinned[00:03:01]
I get my culture in I began gone with the wind[00:03:06]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:03:11]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:17]
Oh Dor'thy Dix please show me some tricks[00:03:22]
Please I want some men to hold[00:03:26]
I want attention and things I can't mention[00:03:32]
And I want them all before I get too old[00:03:37]
I use Mum ev'ry day and Angelus Liplure[00:03:42]
But still men stay away just like Iv'ry soap of 99 and 44[00:03:48]
One hundred percent PO[00:03:53]
What can the matter be[00:03:56]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:59]
I don't know oh dear[00:04:06]