所属专辑:I’m My Own Grandpa: A Tribute to Lonzo & Oscar
时长: 02:24
I'm My Own Grandpa - Ameritz Top Tributes[00:00:00]
Many many years ago[00:00:09]
When I was twenty-three[00:00:11]
I was married to a widow[00:00:13]
Who was pretty as can be[00:00:15]
Now this widow had a grown up daughter[00:00:18]
Who had hair of red[00:00:20]
My father fell in love with her[00:00:22]
And soon the two were wed[00:00:24]
This made my dad my son-in-law[00:00:26]
And really changed my very life[00:00:28]
For my daughter was my mother[00:00:30]
'Cause she was my father's wife[00:00:32]
And to complicate the matter[00:00:34]
Even though it brought me joy[00:00:36]
I soon became the father[00:00:38]
Of a bouncing baby boy[00:00:40]
My little baby then became[00:00:42]
My brother-in-law to Dad[00:00:44]
And so became my uncle[00:00:46]
Though it made me very sad[00:00:48]
For if he were my uncle[00:00:50]
Then that also made him brother[00:00:52]
Of the widow's grown-up daughter[00:00:55]
Who of course was my step-mother[00:00:56]
I am my own grandpa[00:00:59]
I'm my own grandpa[00:01:03]
It sounds funny I know[00:01:07]
But it really is so[00:01:09]
Oh I'm my own grandpa[00:01:11]
My father's wife then had a son[00:01:23]
Who kept them on the run[00:01:26]
And he became my grandchild[00:01:27]
For he was my daughter's son[00:01:30]
My wife is now my mother's mother[00:01:32]
And it makes me blue[00:01:34]
Because although she is my wife[00:01:36]
She's my grandmother too[00:01:38]
Now if my wife is my grandmother[00:01:40]
Then I'm her grandchild[00:01:42]
And every time I think of it[00:01:44]
It nearly drives me wild[00:01:46]
'Cause now I have become[00:01:48]
The strangest case you ever saw[00:01:50]
As husband of my grandmother[00:01:52]
I'm my own grandpa[00:01:55]
Oh I'm my own grandpa[00:01:57]
I'm my own grandpa[00:02:01]
It sounds funny I know[00:02:04]
But it really is so[00:02:07]
I'm my own grandpa[00:02:09]