所属专辑:Old Things New
歌手: Joe Nichols
时长: 03:05
Joe Nichols - Cheaper Than A Shrink[00:00:00]
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block[00:00:19]
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock[00:00:23]
Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year[00:00:27]
Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer "[00:00:30]
And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think [00:00:35]
You just pour and drink Yea 16 50 for a bottle of Jack [00:00:42]
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack [00:00:51]
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done [00:00:54]
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun" [00:00:58]
And it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think[00:01:02]
You just pour and drink yea it's cheaper than a shrink [00:01:10]
Now me and her had this little problem between us[00:01:22]
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus[00:01:26]
She said "Honey I think we need to see a marital councilor" [00:01:30]
I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers [00:01:34]
Cause it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think[00:01:38]
You just pour and drink 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs [00:01:45]
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack [00:01:54]
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done [00:01:57]
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun" [00:02:01]
And it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think[00:02:05]
You just pour and drink and it's cheaper than a shrink [00:02:13]
If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline [00:02:21]
Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19 [00:02:25]
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy[00:02:29]
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's[00:02:33]
Cheaper than a shrink mmm you don't have to think[00:02:38]
You just pour and drink and it's cheaper than a shrink [00:02:44]
Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper[00:02:52]
Than some big town clock hound drag it down shrink[00:02:58]