《栾蒲包与丰泽园021集》歌词

歌曲： 栾蒲包与丰泽园021集

所属专辑：单田芳：栾蒲包与丰泽园(200回)

歌手： 单田芳

时长： 18:24

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贿选总统曹锟[00:00:01]

和王恩普、李彦青[00:00:05]

商量如何对付吴佩孚、吴子玉[00:00:09]

三个人苦思冥想[00:00:15]

没有良策[00:00:17]

因为什么呢[00:00:18]

这吴佩孚是软硬不吃[00:00:20]

还不近女色[00:00:24]

还不图钱财[00:00:26]

你说这怎么办[00:00:29]

三个人研究来研究去[00:00:31]

就该吃午饭了[00:00:35]

正在屋研究呢[00:00:37]

徐勇海从外边儿进来[00:00:39]

掌柜的[00:00:45]

掌柜嗯嗯[00:00:46]

龙海什么事儿掌握[00:00:49]

吓坏了[00:00:51]

吴佩孚、吴大帅来了[00:00:53]

这一句话无疑于晴天霹雳[00:00:58]

曹坤在这坐着[00:01:03]

听得清清掉[00:01:05]

等等[00:01:09]

带了多少兵马[00:01:10]

宋总[00:01:13]

没有[00:01:14]

我看得清清楚楚[00:01:15]

带了四个贴身保镖[00:01:17]

还一个复本[00:01:20]

姓牛[00:01:21]

来了[00:01:22]

啊啊啊[00:01:23]

哎哟我的妈呀[00:01:25]

紫玉怎么找到这儿来[00:01:26]

他怎么知道我在这儿[00:01:28]

哎[00:01:30]

这这[00:01:30]

她也不知道如何是好了[00:01:32]

正说着[00:01:34]

脚步声音[00:01:36]

哗哗哗哗哗哗[00:01:37]

紧跟着人影一闪[00:01:42]

人高马大的牛常胜[00:01:45]

牛副棍[00:01:47]

满脸横肉[00:01:49]

双盒子炮[00:01:50]

思[00:01:52]

吃个茶化的子弹袋[00:01:53]

一条连推门进来了[00:01:55]

往旁边一闪[00:01:57]

紧跟着[00:02:01]

吴佩孚一还要进屋[00:02:02]

嗯[00:02:08]

嗯[00:02:08]

嗯[00:02:08]

吴佩孚真神奇[00:02:11]

身穿便装[00:02:15]

光脑袋[00:02:17]

大个儿[00:02:18]

那脑袋都闪光[00:02:19]

宽脑门儿方下巴[00:02:21]

细皮嫩肉[00:02:24]

八字立剑眉[00:02:26]

一对大报表儿[00:02:28]

戴着墨镜通关[00:02:30]

鼻梁方海阔口[00:02:32]

燕尾湖往上撅撅俩壶还带尖儿[00:02:35]

身上穿着紫色长衫、布底儿鞋、白袜子[00:02:40]

外边绕着青缎的坎肩儿[00:02:45]

显得十分潇洒儒雅[00:02:49]

王乐一戳一站[00:02:53]

真显得高人一头是炸人1 B [00:02:56]

在看曹锟脸上的肉绷绷直绷[00:03:00]

赶紧站起来[00:03:04]

紫月[00:03:08]

你咋找到这儿来了[00:03:09]

哎[00:03:13]

哎[00:03:13]

大总统啊[00:03:16]

我的大总统[00:03:18]

好难找啊[00:03:21]

我的鞋底儿都磨漏了啊[00:03:23]

闹了半天[00:03:26]

您在这儿[00:03:27]

要不是好心人指点玄机[00:03:29]

我还见不着你[00:03:33]

大总统[00:03:35]

看你这意思[00:03:37]

你在这一座挺潇洒[00:03:38]

难道说你就不想一想有人看着你这总统宝座眼红骂[00:03:41]

你就没想过哪一天倒台不成[00:03:48]

你就啊[00:03:55]

要命啊[00:03:56]

曹坤的脸唰就变了[00:03:58]

紫悦做作业[00:04:02]

说做一说[00:04:05]

你到外边儿[00:04:07]

吴佩孚一挥手[00:04:10]

牛常胜牛副官打了个立正[00:04:12]

退出去了[00:04:16]

把门关上[00:04:18]

吴佩孚坐下[00:04:20]

嗯[00:04:24]

一瞅这屋怎么还有两位[00:04:27]

一老一少[00:04:29]

我总统[00:04:32]

JJ 2 为谁[00:04:34]

好吧[00:04:35]

我没来得及介绍[00:04:36]

这是新丰楼的掌柜[00:04:39]

姓汪[00:04:42]

叫汪恩普[00:04:43]

这位姓李a [00:04:46]

我的贴身富翁叫李艳青[00:04:47]

王普[00:04:52]

行了个90 度鞠躬礼[00:04:54]

我的帅[00:04:57]

你好啊[00:05:01]

你忘了[00:05:03]

您过去曾经到小号来过[00:05:04]

您吃过饭[00:05:07]

我孝敬过您[00:05:09]

怎么呢[00:05:10]

王乐[00:05:11]

我就是王恩普哈[00:05:12]

呃大总统[00:05:15]

大帅[00:05:17]

你们谈着[00:05:18]

我到外边伺候她啊[00:05:20]

呃[00:05:22]

需用什么东西尽管吩咐下来[00:05:22]

我孝敬[00:05:26]

二位告退[00:05:26]

告退[00:05:28]

加热[00:05:32]

吴佩孚把眼睛瞪眼镜摘下来[00:05:35]

你回来站着[00:05:38]

嗯[00:05:40]

赵帅[00:05:43]

你就是王恩普[00:05:45]

久闻大名啊啊[00:05:48]

我听说你的鬼点子不少啊[00:05:52]

大总统会选之前[00:05:55]

你帮着没少了筹划呀[00:05:58]

听说啊[00:06:02]

到大名府一带抓那些烟贩子[00:06:04]

是你出的点子[00:06:08]

还听说啊[00:06:10]

在直隶省什么木军饷[00:06:13]

大小摊派[00:06:16]

也是你的点子[00:06:19]

对不对[00:06:21]

王普一听他调查的怎么那么勤[00:06:24]

这大胖脸上的汗就躺下了[00:06:27]

这这这这[00:06:31]

就滚[00:06:33]

你说承认不承认[00:06:34]

不知道是福还是祸[00:06:36]

你瞅吴佩孚那个严肃劲儿[00:06:39]

眼睛充满了杀机[00:06:41]

王登普真没出息[00:06:44]

就站在这面前[00:06:47]

但说实话[00:06:50]

拉了一裤子[00:06:51]

真的害怕[00:06:54]

浑身力等[00:06:55]

王国[00:06:59]

你开饭馆儿的[00:07:01]

你好好开饭馆儿得了[00:07:02]

嗯[00:07:04]

你拿那些闲心[00:07:05]

现在大总统贿选成功了[00:07:09]

留下骂名[00:07:12]

你跟他有罪没罪[00:07:15]

嗯[00:07:17]

大总统[00:07:18]

有个好歹的[00:07:19]

跟你有没有关系[00:07:20]

你太不是东西了[00:07:22]

我今天也会[00:07:24]

我今天应该拿下边的话没说完[00:07:27]

扑通就跪下[00:07:31]

哎呀[00:07:32]

大帅饶命[00:07:33]

大帅饶命啊[00:07:34]

不关我的事[00:07:36]

大帅招兵大总统给我说点好话[00:07:37]

曹锟就在这坐着[00:07:42]

炒股[00:07:44]

你阿[00:07:45]

紫月[00:07:46]

紫月[00:07:46]

别介[00:07:47]

恩普是个买卖人[00:07:48]

老实极了[00:07:50]

你听谁说的[00:07:52]

无忌之谈呐[00:07:54]

他帮过我忙是有的[00:07:57]

不像你说的那么严重[00:08:00]

则乐[00:08:03]

咱图个吉利好吧[00:08:04]

饶了他吧[00:08:07]

没事儿[00:08:09]

好吧[00:08:13]

看在总统的份上[00:08:15]

今天当个屁就把你放[00:08:17]

过来[00:08:20]

滚远点儿试试[00:08:22]

多谢大帅[00:08:25]

多谢大帅[00:08:26]

过得不好[00:08:27]

干嘛换裤子去[00:08:29]

想Y [00:08:33]

王安虎等出去[00:08:34]

好像在趴地上[00:08:36]

他醒了[00:08:38]

就是说不知道深浅的李彦青[00:08:40]

李延青在这儿坐着[00:08:44]

不以为然[00:08:45]

站着Cao 混的视力没瞧得起[00:08:47]

不佩服[00:08:50]

拿着手绢赶紧擦[00:08:52]

哎[00:08:58]

我说两句啊[00:08:59]

其实大帅呢[00:09:01]

也不必这么动怒[00:09:02]

无稽之谈[00:09:04]

人心叵测[00:09:06]

说这个王掌柜的的确是好人大总统[00:09:08]

说得一点都不假[00:09:12]

什么呢[00:09:14]

又摊派什么[00:09:15]

又这个那个的[00:09:16]

那纯粹是胡说[00:09:18]

你说你算个几儿啊[00:09:20]

他这一枝子不要紧[00:09:23]

吴佩孚顿时的眼睛都冒火了[00:09:26]

吴佩孚早就听说了[00:09:29]

曹锟身边收了个男妓[00:09:32]

就是他[00:09:36]

听说长得细皮嫩肉[00:09:37]

小巧玲珑[00:09:39]

当了贴身的富翁[00:09:41]

简直呢[00:09:43]

丑闻都传遍了[00:09:43]

今天看[00:09:46]

摇头晃屁股的[00:09:47]

哎[00:09:49]

神马东西[00:09:49]

吴佩孚火撞顶梁[00:09:51]

哼[00:09:54]

你是谁[00:09:55]

李彦青[00:09:57]

李彦青[00:10:00]

我找的就是你[00:10:01]

来人[00:10:03]

我在拉出去枪毙[00:10:05]

枪毙[00:10:09]

刘常胜军是吧[00:10:11]

一挥手[00:10:15]

外边进俩[00:10:16]

贴身的保佑您胳膊[00:10:17]

哎哟我的[00:10:21]

把这里燕青a 翻在地上拖死狗咋[00:10:25]

紧跟着牛常胜一伸手[00:10:32]

把盒子炮阵出了它吧[00:10:33]

顶慢[00:10:36]

早就顶层拎来[00:10:36]

燕青哪见过这阵势[00:10:40]

真的害了怕[00:10:44]

哎呀[00:10:47]

大总统[00:10:48]

救命啊[00:10:48]

大帅饶命啊[00:10:51]

总统大人救命[00:10:53]

曹坤的脸都绿了[00:10:58]

盐能不管[00:11:00]

紫月幔幔子月啊[00:11:03]

你怎么了你啊[00:11:09]

我得罪你啦[00:11:11]

他们没得罪你呀[00:11:13]

燕青是年轻人[00:11:16]

有个做事对与不对[00:11:19]

咱们还要单带呀[00:11:21]

资源呀[00:11:24]

看在我的薄面之上[00:11:25]

嗯[00:11:28]

放了他吧[00:11:29]

我求你啦[00:11:31]

不管怎么说是身份在这儿[00:11:35]

吴佩孚看了看[00:11:39]

哎呀[00:11:42]

大总统啊[00:11:43]

你真叫我难为情啊[00:11:44]

怎么说呢[00:11:47]

我现在就清君侧[00:11:49]

你身边有这些乌七八糟的人[00:11:52]

你还有个好[00:11:54]

看来你真动了心了[00:11:57]

我想处罚谁[00:11:59]

你给谁求情[00:12:01]

好吧[00:12:03]

哎[00:12:05]

就听大总统的[00:12:05]

饶了他[00:12:07]

啊[00:12:09]

这里延庆啊[00:12:12]

这才死中得活[00:12:13]

抱头鼠窜[00:12:15]

跑了[00:12:17]

乌飞兔[00:12:20]

还说呢[00:12:21]

等一会儿再找你算账啊[00:12:22]

你先滚出去[00:12:23]

屋里就剩下他们俩[00:12:25]

单说王恩普[00:12:28]

死中得活[00:12:30]

捡了条命[00:12:32]

换了条裤子[00:12:34]

洗了又洗[00:12:36]

都冲干净了[00:12:37]

还攒了点花露水儿[00:12:39]

这心情啊[00:12:41]

稍微平稳一些[00:12:42]

他深知这事儿没完[00:12:45]

吴佩孚邪性[00:12:48]

今儿个突然而来[00:12:50]

就是来者不善[00:12:53]

善者不来呀[00:12:54]

一会儿再找我算账[00:12:56]

枪毙[00:12:58]

我还跑不了[00:13:00]

这咋办[00:13:02]

拿着手绢[00:13:03]

你一劲儿展开[00:13:05]

他就问[00:13:06]

用他呀[00:13:07]

学堂的学堂就是峦头包[00:13:08]

专柜[00:13:12]

你早上起来不是把他打发走了[00:13:13]

买东西去了[00:13:15]

怎么还不回[00:13:18]

早不走[00:13:21]

晚不走[00:13:22]

景观街要的时候他不在眼前[00:13:22]

我看平息此事非得学堂不可[00:13:26]

哎[00:13:32]

这么说的咯[00:13:32]

栾蒲包从外面进来[00:13:34]

也是满头大汗[00:13:36]

他挺热的天儿[00:13:38]

一看就不对劲[00:13:40]

两位大哥怎么了[00:13:43]

出什么事儿了[00:13:45]

哎呀[00:13:47]

学堂哎呀[00:13:47]

过来过来[00:13:49]

过来[00:13:49]

我的好兄弟啊[00:13:50]

坏了[00:13:53]

出事了[00:13:54]

是怎么怎么怎么怎么回事儿[00:13:54]

啊[00:13:57]

哦[00:13:59]

怎么能发生这事儿[00:14:00]

谁知道啊[00:14:02]

你看这事怎么办[00:14:04]

你得救我呀[00:14:05]

你要不救我[00:14:07]

我就完了[00:14:08]

栾蒲包真有俩下[00:14:13]

冷静的思考思考[00:14:14]

昂贵的[00:14:17]

您放心[00:14:19]

没名的事儿[00:14:20]

这怎么能说没有呢[00:14:22]

好悬没把我枪毙了[00:14:24]

别看那阵儿[00:14:26]

此一时彼一时[00:14:27]

你想一想[00:14:30]

吴佩孚来[00:14:32]

跟张作霖来不一样[00:14:34]

张作霖来事心情不好[00:14:37]

打了败仗[00:14:39]

上咱这来找茬来[00:14:40]

吴佩孚则不然[00:14:43]

他主要找大总统操控[00:14:46]

听您这一介绍[00:14:50]

他对曹锟竞选总统花钱会务不满意[00:14:52]

他是兴师问罪[00:14:58]

为这事而来[00:14:59]

不是冲您[00:15:00]

我也不是[00:15:02]

你也别自抬身价[00:15:03]

他拿你当盘菜[00:15:05]

您还数得上数是不是[00:15:07]

他数了[00:15:10]

那些话是敲山震虎[00:15:11]

是这么回事儿[00:15:15]

他是冲着大总统来给他发的那个火[00:15:16]

拿你当替死鬼[00:15:20]

可总统这一求情[00:15:23]

把你射了就没事儿了[00:15:25]

你放心[00:15:28]

冷漠[00:15:30]

真能如此[00:15:31]

另外一个[00:15:33]

他们来了多长时间[00:15:35]

能有半个多钟头了[00:15:37]

在屋里谈些啥不知道[00:15:39]

肯定谈大事儿[00:15:42]

人家什么人物谈军国大事[00:15:44]

早把你这茬给忘了[00:15:47]

没事儿没事儿[00:15:50]

血糖啊[00:15:51]

你再怎么说我心没底呀[00:15:52]

我求你了[00:15:55]

老弟[00:15:56]

就老哥一定你足智多谋[00:15:57]

你能不能到里头探探风而去[00:16:01]

替我摸摸底[00:16:04]

要真没事儿了[00:16:06]

血糖啊[00:16:08]

一辈子[00:16:09]

我忘不了你的好处[00:16:10]

栾蒲包一分析这情况[00:16:13]

他也害怕[00:16:15]

他不是说着玩儿呢[00:16:17]

我是个什么东西[00:16:18]

我充其量是个饭馆跑堂的[00:16:20]

那一个总统[00:16:23]

一个大帅啊[00:16:25]

手握兵权[00:16:26]

执掌生杀大权[00:16:28]

但是栾蒲包这人不错[00:16:31]

一看王恩普愁地那样老泪纵横[00:16:33]

心软起来[00:16:36]

好吧[00:16:38]

老掌柜[00:16:40]

你把心放[00:16:40]

您呢[00:16:42]

也不必躲好不好[00:16:43]

天塌下来有我情场[00:16:45]

您先找个地方转着气儿看看[00:16:47]

你去擦把脸[00:16:50]

叫人观之不雅[00:16:52]

我进去啊[00:16:53]

云海大哥[00:16:56]

你到屋去过去两次了[00:16:58]

不让我进门儿[00:17:00]

就那姓刘的副关长牛眼睛一瞪[00:17:02]

滚滚[00:17:05]

把我给拱出来了[00:17:06]

我贴不了边儿[00:17:08]

现在几点[00:17:11]

呃[00:17:12]

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没有啊[00:17:18]

不让靠近啊[00:17:19]

这都准备好了[00:17:21]

没法儿上线[00:17:23]

活了[00:17:24]

我去[00:17:26]

要不说栾蒲包一身都是胆[00:17:29]

他冷静地分析分析[00:17:33]

不至于创冰[00:17:35]

A 来人哪[00:17:39]

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给沏一壶酽的啊[00:17:43]

把那个景泰蓝的那个碗都拿出来[00:17:46]

拿个托盘a [00:17:50]

有人都会准备好[00:17:52]

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掌柜的[00:17:58]

大哥你等着啊[00:17:59]

我去试试[00:18:00]

阮波儿端着JX 盘[00:18:04]

一边儿往雅间儿里走心里头咚咚咚也直跳[00:18:07]

考虑怎么对付[00:18:12]

刚来到门前[00:18:15]

心里说[00:18:16]

是福不是祸[00:18:17]

是祸[00:18:18]

躲不过[00:18:21]