所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 04:01
Honey Don't You Want A Man Like me -Frank Zappa[00:00:01]
Honey honey hey[00:00:08]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:00:10]
Honey honey hey[00:00:12]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:00:15]
He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)[00:00:18]
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE "[00:00:21]
He had an Irish Setter[00:00:24]
It was a singles bar a Tuesday night[00:00:27]
The moon was dim the band was tight[00:00:30]
They did the bump together[00:00:38]
What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white[00:00:41]
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)[00:00:50]
He was glad that he met her[00:00:54]
She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")[00:00:58]
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY[00:01:03]
(They discussed the weather)[00:01:07]
Honey honey hey[00:01:13]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:01:15]
Honey honey hey[00:01:17]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:01:20]
Honey honey hey[00:01:24]
Baby don't you want a[00:01:25]
Baby don't you want a[00:01:27]
Baby don't you want a man[00:01:28]
She was the lonely sort just a little too short[00:01:32]
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport[00:01:34]
Was hockey (in the winter)[00:01:36]
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest[00:01:41]
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best[00:01:43]
As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ")[00:01:46]
Later on they went off to where the music was soft [00:01:50]
The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY[00:01:55]
Who delivered their dinner[00:01:59]
The rice was brown and soon they found[00:02:05]
That the crowd around that had jammed the room [00:02:10]
Well it seemed to be getting thinner[00:02:14]
Honey honey hey[00:02:20]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:02:22]
Honey honey hey[00:02:24]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:02:27]
Honey honey hey[00:02:31]
Baby don't you want a[00:02:32]
Baby don't you want a[00:02:34]
Baby don't you want a man[00:02:36]
He took her home to a motor court[00:02:39]
She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it [00:02:43]
But it made him angry [00:02:47]
Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that[00:02:49]
Lousy BITCH )[00:02:53]
He called her a slut a pig and a whore[00:02:53]
A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door[00:02:58]
In a petulant frenzy [00:03:03]
(A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy [00:03:05]
I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy)[00:03:09]
On the sofa she weeps[00:03:13]
BOO HOO HOO HOO[00:03:16]
She weeps and she weeps[00:03:17]
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO[00:03:19]
She weeps and she peeks[00:03:22]
Through the curtain[00:03:23]
He just got in his car[00:03:28]
But the battery's dead[00:03:30]
So he asks to use the phone[00:03:32]
And she gives him some head[00:03:34]
And that's the end of the story[00:03:36]
Honey honey hey[00:03:42]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:03:44]
Honey honey hey[00:03:46]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:03:48]
Honey honey hey[00:03:53]
Baby don't you want a[00:03:54]
Baby don't you want a man[00:03:56]
Baby don't you want a man sometimes[00:03:58]