所属专辑:Joe’s Garage Acts I, II & III
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 05:28
A Token Of My Extreme - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology [00:00:03]
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only [00:00:04]
Don't you be[00:00:08]
Tarot-fied[00:00:09]
It's just a token of my extreme[00:00:13]
Don't you be[00:00:19]
Tarot-fied[00:00:21]
It's just a token of my extreme[00:00:25]
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes[00:00:31]
You don t wanna know what they have seen[00:00:37]
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes[00:00:43]
You don't wanna know what they have seen[00:00:49]
Some people think[00:00:59]
That if they go too far[00:01:03]
They'll never get hack[00:01:10]
To where the rest of them are[00:01:15]
I might be crazy[00:01:23]
But there's one thing I know[00:01:27]
You might be surprised[00:01:34]
At what you find when ya go [00:01:42]
Oh oh oh[00:01:49]
Mystical Advisor[00:01:51]
What is my problem tell me[00:01:55]
Can you see [00:01:57]
Well you have nothing to fear my son [00:02:01]
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist It appears to me [00:02:07]
That all seems very very strange[00:02:13]
I never craved a toaster[00:02:19]
Or a color T V [00:02:20]
A Latent Appliance Fetishist[00:02:24]
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself[00:02:26]
That sexual gratification can only be achieved[00:02:30]
Through the use of MACHINES Get the picture [00:02:32]
Are you telling me[00:02:39]
I should come out of the closet now Mr Ron [00:02:44]
No my son [00:02:50]
You must go into THE CLOSET[00:02:52]
And you will have[00:02:55]
A lot of fun [00:03:02]
That's where they all live[00:03:05]
So if you want an[00:03:08]
Appliance to love you[00:03:10]
You'll have to go in there[00:03:11]
N' get you one[00:03:12]
Well that seems simple enough [00:03:15]
Yes but if you want a really GOOD one [00:03:19]
You'll have to learn a foreign language [00:03:22]
German for instance [00:03:24]
That's right [00:03:26]
A lot of really cute ones come from over there [00:03:27]
(Fifty bucks please)[00:03:31]
If you been[00:03:32]
Mod-O-fied [00:03:33]
It's an illusion [00:03:37]
An yer in between[00:03:38]
Don't you be[00:03:43]
Tarot-fied [00:03:45]
It's just a lot of nothin '[00:03:48]
So what can it mean [00:03:50]
If you been[00:03:55]
Mod-O-fied [00:03:57]
It's an illusion [00:04:00]
An yer in between[00:04:02]
Don't you be[00:04:07]
Tarot-fied [00:04:09]
It's just a lot of nothin [00:04:12]
So what can it mean [00:04:14]
If you been[00:04:20]
Mod-O-fied [00:04:21]
It's an illusion [00:04:24]
An yer in between[00:04:25]
Don't you be[00:04:29]
Tarot-fied [00:04:32]
Joe has just learned to speak[00:04:34]
German Now get this heres why he did it He's gonna go to this club on[00:04:38]
The other side of town it's called THE CLOSET [00:04:45]
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up[00:04:48]
Like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean) so[00:04:55]
Joe's learned how to speak German he goes in this place and he sees[00:04:59]
These little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other and he[00:05:04]
Sees this one that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum[00:05:09]
Cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body [00:05:15]
It's really exciting and when he sees it he BURSTS INTO SONG[00:05:21]