《The Commercial》歌词

歌曲： The Commercial

所属专辑：King Missile

歌手： King Missile

时长： 02:19

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The Commercial - King Missile[00:00:00]

Lately I've seen red I've tasted blood[00:00:09]

I've killed with words I've wished and hoped[00:00:11]

And swam through river snot[00:00:14]

Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi[00:00:16]

But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV[00:00:18]

And Irish guy walking through a field green[00:00:22]

Whistling one of those Irish jigs[00:00:25]

And woman walks shop and says[00:00:26]

Manly yes but I like it too[00:00:28]

Then the guy pulls out a huge knife[00:00:30]

Cuts off his first two fingers[00:00:32]

And somehow catches them[00:00:34]

In what's left of his left hand[00:00:35]

And hands them to the woman[00:00:37]

Did I mention they're both dressed in green[00:00:38]

They they both sing the song together[00:00:40]

Are ya icky are ya sticky[00:00:42]

Are ya hot as anything[00:00:44]

Hey cut off two your fingers[00:00:46]

And stab yourself me eye[00:00:48]

Then he stabs himself the eye[00:00:49]

And hands her the knife[00:00:51]

And she stabs herself in ya okay[00:00:52]

Okay so what about that[00:00:54]

Then they join arms do this Irish folk dance[00:00:57]

While taking turns dismembering each other[00:00:59]

This is a commercial for deodorant I think[00:01:01]

Or soap or something[00:01:03]

So now all the body parts are lying in a heap[00:01:04]

But the heads the still singing[00:01:07]

Are ya icky are ya sticky[00:01:08]

Are ya hot as anything[00:01:10]

Hey get away from summer[00:01:12]

Cut off all your limbs[00:01:14]

Then all the body parts[00:01:15]

Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats[00:01:16]

Then they jump into the mouths the singing heads[00:01:19]

But then they just slip right back out[00:01:21]

Through the severed necks keep bopping about[00:01:23]

It's very beautiful music that's playing[00:01:26]

There's an Irish flute and a mandolin I think[00:01:28]

And the background singers sound[00:01:30]

Just like the Clancy brothers[00:01:32]

It's really a wonderful commercial[00:01:33]

Spectacular must cost a fortune to make[00:01:35]

The kind commercial you'd see[00:01:38]

During the super bowl maybe[00:01:39]

Where the advertising time costs[00:01:41]

Million dollars a half a minute[00:01:42]

Wow imagine that[00:01:44]

A million dollars for a half a minute[00:01:46]

Anyway by the end velum[00:01:48]

Looks like the two of them been through juicer[00:01:49]

Or a processor blender or something[00:01:51]

It's just a pink puree blood[00:01:53]

Bone flesh in a big bucket[00:01:55]

But it's still singing somehow[00:01:57]

Are ya icky are ya sticky[00:01:58]

Are ya hot as anything[00:02:01]

Hey blend yourself process yourself[00:02:02]

Become a glass the animal juice haven't you had enough[00:02:04]

Fruit juices vegetable juices[00:02:06]

Next time company comes over[00:02:08]

Offer them a cool refreshing glass yourself[00:02:09]

Given yourself[00:02:12]

Stop being such a selfish piece snot[00:02:13]

Okay okay okay[00:02:15]

And now back to our program[00:02:17]