所属专辑:Riddle Box
时长: 00:47
Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse[00:00:00]
Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" (gunshots)[00:00:03]
"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"[00:00:16]
[Violent J[00:00:20]
I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks[00:00:22]
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks[00:00:24]
And rocks and sticks and calling me names[00:00:27]
And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!)[00:00:30]
When I left school, it was much iller[00:00:32]
My daddy was a serial killer[00:00:34]
And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back[00:00:36]
With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!)[00:00:39]
When I got home, enough of the static[00:00:42]
Hammer and tools, went up to the attic[00:00:44]
Never knew any other girls or boys[00:00:47]
Only my toys, toys, toys[00:00:49]
Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist[00:00:52]
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed[00:00:54]
But I won't be mentally scarred[00:00:57]
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard[00:00:59]
Monday, ringing the bell[00:01:02]
It's all about show and tell, might as well[00:01:04]
Show all these bastards just what I got[00:01:07]
Yo, check out my toy box![00:01:10]
"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls"[00:01:28]
[Violent J[00:01:31]
We got dead bodies everywhere you look[00:01:32]
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked[00:01:34]
Others start screaming and making a dash[00:01:36]
So I start handing out toys fast at last[00:01:39]
You like slinkies, we got slinkies[00:01:42]
Only mine like to wrap around your face[00:01:44]
And stretch, twist, kazoom[00:01:47]
And whip your body all over the f**kin room[00:01:49]
So come, one at a time[00:01:52]
Open your gift and what you will find[00:01:54]
Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget[00:01:56]
It's not everyday that you get your skull split[00:01:58]
You like soldiers, we got soldiers[00:02:02]
Made with rubber and steel, they look real[00:02:04]
But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed[00:02:07]
That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww)[00:02:09]
And don't let em sit around all day[00:02:12]
Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway[00:02:14]
Cause they can be nifty[00:02:17]
All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box[00:02:19]
"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"[00:02:23]
[Violent J[00:02:40]
That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute[00:02:41]
Don't f**k around, homie, you can lose an eye with it[00:02:44]
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy[00:02:46]
And it's mine, motherf**ker, so gimme gimme[00:02:49]
You want toys, you come to the right place[00:02:51]
Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case[00:02:54]
Wind him up, let him go among all of ya[00:02:56]
Then BANG! serial slaughterer[00:02:59]
Your turn, reach in and get lucky[00:03:01]
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky[00:03:04]
It make a funny sound and then BANG![00:03:06]
Blew the fingers off his f**kin hand[00:03:10]
Don't stop, class ain't done yet[00:03:11]
I remember you calling me poindexter[00:03:14]
Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation[00:03:16]
Went into these little creations[00:03:18]
Reach in, you might find something wicked[00:03:21]
Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery[00:03:24]
Off with your head, a robot with a sword[00:03:26]
But now he's looking at me, but what for?[00:03:29]
"Eh, wait a minute, I made you[00:03:31]
Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherf**ker."[00:03:33]
"Oh, I love this record."[00:03:49]