《I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me)》歌词

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I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]

Mom made beans for dinner i know i ate em all[00:00:03]

Said come get your coat on going to the mall[00:00:07]

Gonna visit santa and sit upon his knee[00:00:11]

But all that i could think about was[00:00:15]

How not to cut the cheese[00:00:16]

Waiting there for santa thought that i'd explode[00:00:18]

The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho ho ho[00:00:22]

Tried my best to hide it thought i was doing swell[00:00:26]

But when i sat down on santa's lap[00:00:29]

He hollered what's that smell[00:00:31]

I farted on santa's lap[00:00:33]

Now christmas is gonna stink for me[00:00:37]

I farted on santa's lap[00:00:41]

Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree[00:00:44]

I asked him for a baseball i asked him for a bat[00:00:48]

I asked him for some ice skates[00:00:52]

But i'll get none of that[00:00:54]

I asked him for a lot of things i'll have to do without[00:00:56]

Cause when i sat down on santa's lap i let one slip out[00:00:59]

I farted on santa's lap[00:01:03]

Now christmas is gonna stink for me[00:01:07]

I farted on santa's lap[00:01:11]

Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree[00:01:14]

On christmas eve i snuck out of my[00:01:18]

Bed without a sound[00:01:20]

I went down to the living room[00:01:22]

Just to take a look around[00:01:24]

It was then that i saw santa next to the christmas tree[00:01:25]

His arms were full of presents and they were all for me[00:01:29]

He put them on a pile got up to turn around[00:01:33]

And blew a fart with such great force[00:01:37]

Our tree almost came down[00:01:39]

And so i'll always cherish that special moment when[00:01:41]

I realize even old saint nick whurps one now and then[00:01:44]

I farted on santa's lap[00:01:48]

And christmas didn't stink for me[00:01:52]

I farted on santa's lap[00:01:56]

And santa let one on my christmas tree[00:01:59]

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