《If Shania Was Mine》歌词

歌曲： If Shania Was Mine

所属专辑：Modern Country Classics: 1996， Vol. 1

歌手： The Hit Crew

时长： 03:52

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If Shania Was Mine - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]

If Shania was mine[00:00:19]

Wouldn't be proud of me[00:00:20]

Couldn't hardly blame her[00:00:22]

Cuz I'm so derned ugly[00:00:23]

But on our first date[00:00:24]

We could have a good time[00:00:25]

If I got her on the moonshine[00:00:27]

If Shania was mine[00:00:30]

Say it fit just right[00:00:31]

Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight[00:00:33]

And there's no way[00:00:36]

I'd have a bad hair day[00:00:37]

Cuz I'd buy a new toupee'[00:00:39]

Oh I'd love to seduce her[00:00:43]

But she married her producer[00:00:46]

Now all I do is pray pray pray[00:00:49]

She'll get a deevorce someday[00:00:54]

If Shania was mine[00:00:57]

I'd probably lose my mind[00:01:00]

If she only squeezed me teased me[00:01:03]

Pleased me one good time[00:01:05]

And if she only knew[00:01:09]

All the things I'd do[00:01:12]

I'd be the lawn mowin crop growin[00:01:15]

Tater peelin house cleanin kind[00:01:17]

If Shania was mine[00:01:22]

Ha huh[00:01:24]

If Shania was mine[00:01:29]

She'd have to agree[00:01:30]

Can't no one cook road kill better than me[00:01:31]

Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback[00:01:34]

She'd say Mmm I like it like that cha[00:01:37]

Now all I do is wonder[00:01:42]

Whose bed have her boots been under[00:01:45]

I wish she'd hadda been mine[00:01:48]

Now I whine whine[00:01:49]

That girl is so doggone fine[00:01:52]

If Shania was mine[00:01:56]

I think I'd go slap blind[00:01:58]

Starin' at her yummy little tummy[00:02:02]

And her booty shakin' round behind[00:02:04]

And if she only knew[00:02:07]

All the things I'd do[00:02:10]

I'd be the lawn mowin' crop growin'[00:02:13]

Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind[00:02:16]

If Shania if Shania if Shania[00:02:20]

If Shania if Shania[00:02:23]

Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yoke[00:02:27]

When she shimmies and shakes[00:02:36]

It's more than I can take[00:02:38]

Oh what she does to me in them videos[00:02:40]

Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain[00:02:42]

What I see in Shania Twain[00:02:45]

I'd love to see her in a magazine[00:02:48]

Centerfold if you know what I mean[00:02:50]

Oh me-a oh my-a[00:02:53]

I wish that Shania[00:02:55]

Would buy me a house in South Carolina[00:02:57]

Two four six eight nine[00:03:00]

Oh I wish that Shania was mine[00:03:02]

He he he huh huh[00:03:06]

Want to be a gal of mine[00:03:09]