所属专辑:Laughter
歌手: Ian Dury
时长: 04:08
Over The Points - Ian Dury[00:00:00]
Thank you [00:00:03]
I am an actual train believe it or not believe it or not[00:00:11]
I carry you backwards and forth[00:00:18]
South and north on down the line and up[00:00:20]
Before they shunt me into the final siding [00:00:26]
I wish to make a few points[00:00:28]
Whenever I have a breakdown[00:00:34]
All my passengers start talking to each other [00:00:36]
They can sit walk sleep or have a tidy as[00:00:41]
I hurtle along[00:00:45]
Sometimes we track this line[00:00:53]
With decapitated schoolboy's heads still wearing their caps[00:00:54]
Upon me at any given moment ten or twelve[00:01:02]
People might be taking craps over the points[00:01:04]
I've transported enormous frivolity and fearful[00:01:11]
Violence in my carriages[00:01:14]
I've got compartments for sex birth[00:01:19]
Death and occasional train spotters marriages [00:01:23]
Believe you me[00:01:34]
There are some right eccentrics[00:01:35]
Walking up and down my corridors[00:01:36]
Picture the consternation in my bogies[00:01:45]
When my drivers had a drink[00:01:47]
All over the shop hundreds of[00:01:53]
People invariably male write our numbers down[00:01:54]
We as trains are agreed that this is[00:02:00]
Because we are extremely phallic[00:02:03]
Nobody seems frightened on board us[00:02:10]
Because we hardly ever crash[00:02:12]
We've been squashing pennies for well over a century[00:02:14]
People love it when they're robbed and[00:02:17]
They wave at us and are happy watching us going passed[00:02:18]
Can you imagine[00:02:21]
How pleasant it is in general being an iron horse [00:02:22]
I'm quite chuffed[00:02:25]