《She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)》歌词

歌曲： She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)

所属专辑：The Karaoke Channel - Sing She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) Like Jerry Reed

歌手： The Karaoke Channel

时长： 03:24

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She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK频道)[00:00:00]

Well I guess it was back in sixty three[00:00:08]

When eating my cooking got the better of me[00:00:10]

So asked this little girl[00:00:12]

I was going with to be my wife[00:00:13]

Well she said she would so I said I do[00:00:16]

But I'd have said[00:00:19]

I wouldn't If I'd of just knew[00:00:19]

How saying[00:00:21]

I do would gonna screw up all of my life[00:00:21]

Well the first few years weren't all that bad[00:00:25]

I'll never forget the good times we had[00:00:27]

Cause I'm reminded every month[00:00:29]

When I send her the child support[00:00:30]

Well it wasn't too long 'til the lust all died[00:00:34]

And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised[00:00:36]

The day I come home and found[00:00:38]

My suitcase sitting out on the porch[00:00:39]

Well I tried to get in she changed the locks[00:00:42]

Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said[00:00:45]

Goodbye[00:00:47]

Turkey my attorney will be in touch[00:00:47]

So I decided right then and there[00:00:51]

I was gonna do what's right[00:00:52]

Give her fair share[00:00:54]

But brother[00:00:55]

I didn't know her share was gonna be that much[00:00:56]

She got the gold mine[00:00:59]

I got the shaft[00:01:01]

They split it right down the middle[00:01:03]

And then they give her the better half[00:01:05]

Well it all sounds sort of funny[00:01:08]

But it hurts too much to laugh[00:01:10]

She got the gold mine[00:01:12]

I got the shaft[00:01:14]

Now listen you ain't heard nothing yet[00:01:18]

Why they gave her the color television set[00:01:20]

Then they give her the house[00:01:23]

The kids and both of the cars[00:01:24]

See then they start talking about child support[00:01:27]

Alimony and the cost of the court[00:01:29]

Didn't take me long to figure out[00:01:30]

How far in the toilet I was[00:01:32]

I'm telling you they have made a mistake[00:01:35]

Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes[00:01:38]

Besides everything I ever had worth taking[00:01:40]

They've already took[00:01:42]

While she's living like a queen on alimony[00:01:44]

I'm working two shifts eating balogna[00:01:46]

Asking myself[00:01:48]

Why didn't you just learn how to cook[00:01:48]

They gave her the gold mine they give me the shaft[00:01:52]

They say they're splitting it all down the middle[00:01:57]

But she got the better half[00:01:59]

Well it all sounds mighty funny[00:02:01]

But it hurts too much to laugh[00:02:03]

She got the gold mine[00:02:05]

I got the shaft[00:02:07]

Yeah she got the gold mine[00:02:26]

I got the shaft[00:02:28]

They split it all down the middle[00:02:31]

And then they give her the better half[00:02:33]

Well I guess it all sounds sort of funny[00:02:35]

But it hurts too much to laugh[00:02:37]

She got the gold mine[00:02:39]

I got the shaft[00:02:41]

You ain't kidding[00:02:44]

I got the shaft[00:02:45]

Well I don't have to worry about toting a billfold no more[00:02:47]

I'll let my wife tote it[00:02:52]

I'm gonna be carrying food stamps you get it Judge[00:02:54]

I'm gonna be indebted[00:02:58]

That's not funny huh[00:03:00]

Contempt of court[00:03:03]

What do you mean[00:03:05]