《A Complicated Song》歌词

歌曲： A Complicated Song

所属专辑：Lol Rebooted: Not Too Serious

歌手： Life of the Party

时长： 03:40

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A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated) - Audio Idols (音频偶像)[00:00:00]

Pizza party at your house [00:00:12]

I went just to check it out [00:00:15]

19 extra larges [00:00:18]

What a shame no one came [00:00:20]

Just us eating all alone [00:00:23]

You said take the pizza home [00:00:27]

No sense letting all this go to waste [00:00:30]

So then I faced[00:00:33]

Pizza all day and everyday [00:00:35]

There's cheese round the clock [00:00:38]

It's getting me blocked [00:00:39]

And I sure don't care the irregularity [00:00:41]

Tell me [00:00:46]

Why'd you have to go[00:00:47]

And make me so constipated[00:00:48]

Cause right now I'd do anything to[00:00:51]

Just get my bowels evacuated [00:00:53]

In the bathroom [00:00:57]

I sit and I wait and I strain[00:00:59]

And I sweat and I clench[00:01:01]

And I feel the pain[00:01:02]

Oh should I take laxatives[00:01:04]

Or have my colon irrigated [00:01:05]

No no no [00:01:09]

I was feeling pretty down [00:01:13]

Til my girlfriend came around [00:01:16]

We're just so alike in every way [00:01:19]

I gotta say [00:01:23]

In fact I just thought I might [00:01:25]

Pop the question there that night [00:01:28]

I was kissing her so tenderly [00:01:31]

But woe is me [00:01:35]

Who would uh guessed her family crest [00:01:37]

I suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh [00:01:39]

And son of a gun [00:01:42]

It's just like the one on me [00:01:44]

Tell me [00:01:47]

How was I supposed to know[00:01:48]

We were both related [00:01:50]

Believe me if I knew she was[00:01:52]

My cousin we never would of dated [00:01:55]

What to do now [00:01:59]

Should I go ahead and propose[00:02:00]

And get hitched[00:02:02]

And have kids with 11 toes [00:02:03]

And move to Alabama where[00:02:05]

That kind of thing is tolerated [00:02:07]

No no no [00:02:10]

No no no[00:02:13]

No no no[00:02:16]

No no no no[00:02:19]

I had so much on my mind [00:02:24]

I thought maybe I'd unwind [00:02:26]

Try out that new roller coaster ride [00:02:29]

And the guide[00:02:33]

Said not to stand but that's a demand [00:02:35]

That I couldn't meet I got on my feet [00:02:38]

And stood up instead[00:02:40]

And knocked off my head you see [00:02:42]

Tell me [00:02:45]

Why'd I have to go[00:02:47]

And get myself decapitated [00:02:48]

This really is a major inconvenience [00:02:51]

Oh man I really hate it [00:02:54]

It's such a drag now [00:02:57]

Can't eat I can't breathe [00:02:59]

I can't snore [00:03:00]

I can't belch or yodel anymore [00:03:01]

Can't spit or blow my nose[00:03:04]

Or even read Sports Illustrated [00:03:05]

Oh no [00:03:08]

Why'd I have to go and get myself[00:03:10]

All mutilated yeah yeah[00:03:12]

I gotta tell ya [00:03:14]

Life without a head kinda makes me irritated [00:03:16]

What a bummer [00:03:20]

I can't blink [00:03:22]

I can't cough [00:03:23]

I can't sneeze [00:03:23]

But my neck is enjoying[00:03:24]

A pleasant breeze now [00:03:26]

Haven't been the same since my head[00:03:28]

And I were separated [00:03:29]

No no no[00:03:32]