所属专辑:Almost Blue
歌手: Barbra Streisand
时长: 04:13
Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Barbra Streisand[00:00:00]
Written by:Harold Rome[00:00:00]
I want men that I can please that I can squeeze that I can tease[00:00:07]
Two or three or four or more[00:00:14]
What are those fools waiting for[00:00:17]
I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing[00:00:22]
Nobody comes and knock my front door[00:00:29]
What do they think my knocker's for[00:00:33]
If they don't come soon there won't be any more[00:00:36]
What can the matter be[00:00:43]
I wash my clothes with lux my etiquette's the best[00:00:48]
I spend my hard earned bucks on just what the ads suggest[00:00:53]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:00:59]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:04]
I'm full of kellogg's bran eat grapenuts on the sly[00:01:09]
A date is on the can of coffee that I buy[00:01:14]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:01:19]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:24]
Oh beatrice fair fax give me the bare facts[00:01:29]
How do you make them fall[00:01:34]
If you don't save me the things the lord gave me[00:01:39]
Never will be any use to me at all[00:01:44]
I sprinkle on a dash of fragrance de amour[00:01:49]
The ads say makes men rash but I guess their smell is pour[00:01:54]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:02:00]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:04]
I use Ovaltine and Listerine Barbasol and Musterole[00:02:09]
Life buoy soap and flit so why ain't I got it[00:02:14]
I use coca cola and marmola Crisco Lesco and Mazola[00:02:18]
Ex lax and vapex so why ain't I got sex[00:02:22]
I use albolene and Maybellene Alka Seltzer Bromo Seltzer[00:02:27]
Odorono and sensation[00:02:32]
So why ain't I got fascination[00:02:35]
My girdles come from the best times ads say they're chic[00:02:41]
And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week[00:02:46]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:02:52]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:57]
I use pond's on my skin with rye crisp I have thinned[00:03:02]
I get my culture in I began gone with the wind[00:03:07]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:03:12]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:17]
Oh dor'thy dix please show me some tricks[00:03:22]
Please I want some men to hold[00:03:27]
I want attention and things I can't mention[00:03:32]
And I want them all before I get too old[00:03:37]
I use mum every day and Angelus Liplure[00:03:42]
But still men stay away[00:03:48]
Just like I result of 99 and 44[00:03:51]
One hundred percent p o[00:03:54]
Oh dear what can the matter be[00:03:57]
Nobody makes a pass at me[00:04:00]