所属专辑:Blue Is The Colour (Explicit)
时长: 05:49
Liars' Bar - Beautiful South[00:00:00]
Well sitting in a bar alone where no-one knows your name[00:00:24]
Is like laying in a graveyard wide awake[00:00:29]
You're scared that if you cough or yawn you might wake up the dead[00:00:35]
So pretend to read a paper or just drink instead[00:00:40]
I'm a stand-up comedian but I'd sit down if I could[00:00:46]
The world just seems to want folk like me to stand[00:00:51]
And the punch-lines seem to disappear like clouds across the sky[00:00:57]
And the laughter could be real or could be canned[00:01:02]
Rum by the kettle drum[00:01:08]
Whiskey by the jar[00:01:10]
At Liars' Bar[00:01:15]
Well living with a lying man could never really hurt[00:01:27]
But living with a drunk well no-one deserves[00:01:32]
And you're looking for your husband you're not sure he's still alive[00:01:38]
Don't bother with the cemetery he'll be down at liar's dive[00:01:44]
I'm a travelling businessman I just stopped in for one drink[00:01:50]
You'll find that I'm not like the other men[00:01:55]
Their noses are red whilst mine is only pink[00:02:01]
And they didn't choose their drink their drink chose them[00:02:06]
Rum by the kettle drum[00:02:13]
Whiskey by the jar[00:02:15]
At Liars' Bar[00:02:20]
And the grave-digger's smiling at his reflection in his spade[00:02:32]
He's visiting the seediest the shallowest of graves[00:02:38]
The vocal chords of elephants and the characters of mice[00:02:44]
They're singing "whisky whisky" so good they named it twice[00:02:49]
And son this is rule one:[00:03:01]
Well don't pass buildings with lights on if I said that I did I'd have lied[00:03:06]
'Cause what looks like a Chinese restaurant may have Chinese New Year inside[00:03:12]
And son all my life I've been searching the bars I've been in I forget[00:03:18]
The lights outside ever brighter but a light on the inside not yet[00:03:23]
Rum by the kettle drum[00:03:29]
Whiskey by the jar[00:03:32]
At Liars' Bar[00:03:37]
And he's a world-wide traveller he's not like me or you[00:03:49]
But he comes in mighty regular for one who's passing through[00:03:54]
That one came in his work clothes he's missed his last bus home[00:04:00]
He's missed a hell of a lot of buses for a man who wants to roam[00:04:06]
You'll never get to Rome son[00:04:12]
And son this is rule two:[00:04:18]
If I look rough I am rough if I look sad I am[00:04:23]
If I look broke am I broke just a broke down piece of man[00:04:29]
I don't mean to get sad on you at all but this is the truth:[00:04:41]
I've turned over enough leaves to fill an autumn if I had one final wish[00:04:46]
I'd be your slave for a decade if you could take me away from this pish[00:04:51]
If you took me away from this I'd be different you'd see[00:04:57]
'Cause I didn't choose the drink a drink just chose me[00:05:03]
Rum by the kettle drum[00:05:09]
Whiskey by the jar[00:05:12]
At Liars' Bar Well I'm smoking like a chimley And I'm drinking like a fish At Liars' Bar[00:05:17]