《Jamie’s Petting Zoo》歌词

歌曲： Jamie’s Petting Zoo

所属专辑：Friendly People

歌手： Guttermouth

时长： 01:26

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Jamie's Petting Zoo - Guttermouth[00:00:00]

Written by：Joseph Nunn/Scott Sheldon/Eric Davis/Mark Adkins[00:00:01]

I've had my pet[00:00:11]

Since I was nine years old[00:00:12]

I loved him and that it get to nine other call[00:00:13]

But one day he attacked[00:00:16]

I knew he didn't love me back[00:00:17]

So I grabbed him like a football[00:00:18]

And punted fifty yards[00:00:20]

Now I hate pets[00:00:21]

Take yourself to the vet[00:00:23]

Now I hate pets[00:00:24]

Dolphins trapped in little nets[00:00:25]

Now I hate pets[00:00:27]

You little f**king[00:00:28]

Screaming shit bag[00:00:29]

I should of let your mother[00:00:29]

Eat you little f**ker[00:00:31]

So I got a little birdy[00:00:36]

And I trained it everyday[00:00:38]

He knew thousands words[00:00:39]

But then he flew away[00:00:40]

But then I got him back[00:00:41]

The f**ker wouldn't shut his trap[00:00:43]

So I took him to the bathroom[00:00:44]

And rubbed his beak in shit[00:00:45]

Now I hate pets[00:00:47]

Spotted owls in their nests[00:00:48]

Now I hate pets[00:00:49]

Bagged a deer and made a vest[00:00:51]

Now I hate pets[00:00:52]

Birds and bees and bears and bison[00:00:53]

Pigs and parrots and pandas[00:00:55]

I f**king hate them all[00:00:56]

I was walking through the park[00:01:02]

When a snake peered from his hole[00:01:03]

A perfect opportunity[00:01:04]

To take the bastard home[00:01:06]

I chopped his f**king head off[00:01:07]

With my handy garden hoe[00:01:08]

And made a lovely hat band[00:01:10]

For my redneck cousin bo heee haaw[00:01:11]

Now I hate pets[00:01:12]

10000 volts to the chest[00:01:13]

Now I hate pets[00:01:15]

Fed my cat some cigarettes[00:01:16]

Now I hate pets[00:01:18]

You little f**king[00:01:19]

Screaming shit bag on me[00:01:20]

Bastard[00:01:21]

F**k you you[00:01:22]

F**king pig shit licker f**k[00:01:23]