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99 Problems Originally Performed By Jay-Z(Tribute Version) - New Tribute Kings[00:00:00]
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:00:00]
I got 99 problems[00:00:02]
But a b**ch ain't one[00:00:04]
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol[00:00:05]
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[00:00:08]
Rap critics that say he's[00:00:10]
'Money Cash Hoes'[00:00:11]
I'm from the hood stupid [00:00:12]
What type of facts are those [00:00:14]
If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes[00:00:16]
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough[00:00:18]
I'm like f**k critics [00:00:20]
You can kiss my whole asshole[00:00:21]
If you don't like my lyrics [00:00:23]
You can press fast forward[00:00:24]
Got beef with radio[00:00:25]
If I don't play they show[00:00:27]
They don't play my hits [00:00:28]
Well I don't give a sh*t so[00:00:29]
Rap mags try and use my black a**[00:00:31]
So advertisers[00:00:34]
Can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers[00:00:34]
I don't know what you take me as[00:00:38]
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has[00:00:39]
I'm from rags to riches [00:00:40]
Niggaz I ain't dumb[00:00:42]
I got 99 problems [00:00:44]
But a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:00:45]
99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:00:49]
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:00:52]
I got 99 problems [00:00:54]
But a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:00:55]
The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw[00:00:57]
In my rear view mirror is the motherf**kin' law[00:00:59]
Got two choices y'all [00:01:02]
Pull over the car or[00:01:03]
Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor[00:01:04]
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake[00:01:07]
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case[00:01:09]
So I pull over to the side of the road[00:01:12]
Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for [00:01:14]
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low[00:01:17]
Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know[00:01:20]
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' [00:01:23]
Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four[00:01:25]
License and registration and step out of the car[00:01:28]
Are you carryin' a weapon on you [00:01:30]
I know a lot of you are[00:01:32]
I ain't steppin' out of sh*t all my papers legit[00:01:33]
Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit [00:01:35]
Well my glove compartment is locked [00:01:38]
So is the trunk in the back[00:01:39]
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that[00:01:40]
Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out[00:01:43]
For lawyer or somethin' somebody important or somethin'[00:01:46]
Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit[00:01:47]
Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t[00:01:50]
Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes[00:01:53]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:01:56]
99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:01]
If you havin' girl problems[00:02:04]
I feel bad for you son[00:02:04]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:02:06]
99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:12]
If you havin' girl problems[00:02:14]
I feel bad for you son[00:02:15]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:02:16]
Now once upon a time not too long ago[00:02:19]
A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe[00:02:21]
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a p**sy[00:02:24]
But a p**sy havin' no goddamn sense try an' push me[00:02:27]
I try to ignore him talk to the Lord[00:02:30]
Pray for him but some fools just love to perform[00:02:32]
You know the type loud as a motorbike[00:02:34]
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[00:02:37]
And only thing that's gon'[00:02:39]
Happen is I'ma get to clappin' and[00:02:40]
He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain[00:02:42]
And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again[00:02:45]
Back through the system with the riff-raff again[00:02:47]
Fiends on the floor scratchin' again[00:02:49]
Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them[00:02:52]
D A try to give a ni**a shaft again[00:02:55]
Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African[00:02:57]
All because this fool was harassin' them[00:02:59]
Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin'[00:03:02]
But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun[00:03:05]
I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one [00:03:08]
Hit me[00:03:11]
99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:13]
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:16]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:03:18]
99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:24]
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:26]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:03:28]
Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:37]
I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha[00:03:39]
You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy[00:03:43]