《The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid》歌词

歌曲： The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid

所属专辑：Crosby’s Story

歌手： Bing Crosby

时长： 03:12

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The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby[00:00:00]

As your genial host may I offer a toast[00:00:06]

To the wine buying guest on my right[00:00:10]

Hooray for the wine buyer[00:00:13]

Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel[00:00:15]

May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough[00:00:18]

May he spend it in here every night[00:00:22]

Every night[00:00:26]

Seeing this night in it's glory[00:00:29]

You people so loyal so true[00:00:32]

Puts me in mind of a story[00:00:36]

Tell us about it pray do oh oh oh oh[00:00:41]

The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty[00:00:47]

So I began to get just a little bit frayed[00:00:51]

I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party[00:00:55]

The waiter[00:00:58]

And the porter[00:00:59]

And the second storey maid[00:00:59]

I peeked into the parlour to see what was a[00:01:01]

Hatchin'[00:01:04]

In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade[00:01:05]

But who was in the pantry a laughin' an' scratchin'[00:01:08]

Oh waiter[00:01:12]

And the porter[00:01:12]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:13]

When they heard the music that the orchestra played[00:01:15]

The waiter and the porter grabbed a hold of the[00:01:19]

Maid[00:01:21]

Then they all proceeded to go into a clog[00:01:22]

Hot diggedy dog[00:01:26]

If ever I'm invited to some fuddy duddy's[00:01:29]

I ain't a gonna watch any harlequinade[00:01:32]

You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin' his buddies[00:01:36]

The waiter[00:01:39]

And the porter[00:01:40]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:41]

Well pardon me folks the roast is carved[00:01:50]

The wine is served why you look half starved[00:01:53]

Pardon me sir may we be free[00:01:57]

The kitchen guard is havin' a jamboree[00:02:00]

I went and got a dish pan to use as[00:02:10]

A cymbal[00:02:13]

The porter found the regular glass that he played[00:02:14]

The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble[00:02:17]

You should a heard the music that the combination made[00:02:20]

Marchin' through the kitchen to the pantry and back[00:02:38]

Why man you should a seen us we were ballin'[00:02:41]

The jack[00:02:43]

Once a half an hour passed without any call[00:02:44]

Jack we had a ball[00:02:48]

The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em[00:02:51]

We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played[00:02:55]

Yes and we know who to go to when we[00:02:58]

Want to learn 'em[00:03:00]

The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid[00:03:02]