《What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday?》歌词

歌曲： What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday?

所属专辑：A Retrospective Gracie Fields

歌手： Gracie Fields&Ray Noble

时长： 03:01

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What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday? - Gracie Fields/Ray Noble[00:00:00]

Oh dear I am worried [ha-ha-ha-ha [00:00:04]

I know I'm laughin' really but I am worried[00:00:09]

It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear[00:00:11]

Can I ask you a question a question that's silly[00:00:15]

It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no[00:00:19]

It's all about me brother me brother John Willy[00:00:24]

He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know[00:00:27]

What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday[00:00:30]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:00:35]

I can't think what to give 'im no matter how I try[00:00:39]

Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie [ha-ha[00:00:44]

What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha[00:00:50]

The things I used to buy him would be wrong[00:00:53]

I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it [ha-ha[00:00:55]

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [ha-ha[00:00:59]

What can you give a nudist for his birthday[00:01:02]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:01:05]

I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup[00:01:09]

But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holdin' up [ha-ha[00:01:13]

What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha[00:01:20]

I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong[00:01:22]

And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella[00:01:24]

Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along oh dear-dear [ha-ha[00:01:27]

I've been in holy terror the time they[00:01:34]

I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo[00:01:37]

A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid[00:01:40]

I must send somethin' soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you[00:01:46]

What can you give a nudist on his birthday[00:01:49]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:01:51]

And here's another riddle but give it up I won't[00:01:55]

When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't[00:01:59]

What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha[00:02:03]

I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong[00:02:06]

And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of Willy[00:02:10]

What can you give a [ha-ha-ha-ha-ha [00:02:14]

What can you give a nudist on his birthday[00:02:19]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:02:21]

I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got[00:02:25]

But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not[00:02:29]

What can you give a nudist for a present[00:02:33]

A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong[00:02:36]

She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on Adam [ha-ha[00:02:40]

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [ha-ha-ha[00:02:45]

Oh dear-dear what can I buy no let's be really there is no honest what can I buy[00:02:48]

A lump of soap[00:02:55]

A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap[00:02:57]

And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much [ha-ha[00:02:59]