《(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

歌曲： (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

所属专辑：Hairspray - The Musical

歌手： The New Musical Cast

时长： 02:56

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(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - The New Musical Cast[00:00:00]

Well I brought my own '45's[00:00:04]

So if you put 'em on [00:00:05]

I'll show you my stuff[00:00:06]

Haven't you already shown us enough [00:00:07]

Oh my God how times have changed[00:00:11]

This girl's either blind or completely deranged[00:00:14]

But time seemed to halt[00:00:17]

When I was "Miss Baltimore Crabs"[00:00:19]

Childhood dreams for me were cracked[00:00:24]

When that damn Shirley Temple stole my frickin' act[00:00:27]

But the crown's in the vault[00:00:31]

From when I won "Miss Baltimore Crabs"[00:00:32]

Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges[00:00:38]

They padded their cups but I screwed the judges[00:00:41]

Those broads thought they'd win[00:00:44]

If a plate they would spin in their dance[00:00:46]

Not a chance[00:00:50]

'Cause I hit the stage Batons ablaze[00:00:51]

While belting high C's and preparing souffles[00:00:54]

But that triple somersault[00:00:58]

Was how I clinched "Miss Baltimore Crabs"[00:00:59]

Proceed[00:01:04]

Are you scared we're on live [00:01:04]

No I'm sure I can cope[00:01:06]

Well this show isn't broadcast in[00:01:08]

Cinema scope[00:01:10]

I never drank one chocolate malt[00:01:11]

No no desserts for "Miss Baltimore Crabs"[00:01:13]

How many sweaters do you own [00:01:18]

Well I'm sure I've got plenty[00:01:20]

Let's see I have three five wait I have twenty[00:01:21]

I would say "Oy Gevalt"[00:01:25]

If I wasn't "Miss Baltimore Crabs"[00:01:26]

A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny[00:01:32]

The old fart dropped dead[00:01:35]

But left tons of money[00:01:37]

So I bought this station[00:01:38]

So all of the nation could see[00:01:40]

Baby Amber and me[00:01:43]

Do you dance like you dress [00:01:45]

Amber there's no need to be cruel[00:01:47]

Would you swim in an integrated pool [00:01:48]

I sure would I'm all for integration[00:01:52]

It's 'The new frontier'[00:01:54]

Not in Baltimore it isn't [00:01:55]

And may I be frank [00:01:57]

First impressions can be tough[00:01:58]

And when I saw you I knew it[00:02:00]

If your size weren't enough[00:02:02]

Your last answer just blew it[00:02:03]

And so my dear so short and stout[00:02:05]

You'll never be in[00:02:08]

So we're kicking you out[00:02:10]

You can't get past me kid[00:02:12]

But it isn't your fault[00:02:13]

It's hard to get rid of [00:02:15]

"Miss Baltimore Crabs"[00:02:17]

You may go[00:02:28]

Um thank you [00:02:29]

Gee Tracy that went well[00:02:30]

Hello may I please audition [00:02:36]

No but you can bow and exalt[00:02:38]

'Cause I was [00:02:41]

"Miss Baltimore Crabs Crabs Crabs Crabs"[00:02:41]