所属专辑:Felt 3: A Tribute To Rosie Perez (Explicit)
歌手: Felt
时长: 03:35
Henrietta Longbottom (Explicit) - Felt[00:00:00]
Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom[00:00:31]
Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em[00:00:34]
I never really met her but I know it's all true[00:00:36]
I never seen her either but my brother say she cool[00:00:39]
Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness[00:00:41]
Everyone's a customer all up in your business[00:00:44]
One's in your circle that don't even know ya[00:00:47]
The same one's that circulate the stories for ya[00:00:49]
I seen Henrietta sittin' down by the rail[00:00:52]
Messin' with a camel toe talkin' on her cell[00:00:54]
Breakin' up some w**d gettin' ready for her blunt[00:00:57]
But she never felt the need to fix[00:00:59]
The wedgie in the front[00:01:01]
She kept to herself[00:01:02]
Only had a few associates[00:01:03]
People of the village got curious[00:01:05]
But most would just make up stories[00:01:07]
Some rumors[00:01:09]
Some gossip[00:01:09]
But Henrietta didn't care[00:01:10]
Hands in her pockets[00:01:12]
I heard she used to kick[00:01:12]
It down by the river bed[00:01:14]
She used to date an old man[00:01:15]
That lived out in a shed[00:01:17]
I heard he had blue hair[00:01:18]
Honestly who cares[00:01:19]
The whole town used to say I wonder what they do there[00:01:21]
Well I heard he was bird[00:01:23]
Plus he was her dad[00:01:24]
Father of a dragon ball[00:01:26]
Her momma was a crocodile[00:01:27]
They used to drag race down at the strip[00:01:29]
In a Chevy Nova[00:01:31]
'Cross bow with an extra clip[00:01:32]
Hands up when they rollin' through your city[00:01:34]
Chewin' on some stuff mix it up with some wrigley[00:01:36]
Fumes from the car makin' everybody dizzy[00:01:39]
Bumpin' Flaming Lips Johnny cash and biggie[00:01:42]
Kick in the door[00:01:44]
Beatin' her dead horse[00:01:45]
It died[00:01:47]
She made dog food[00:01:47]
No loss[00:01:48]
She's a hooligan[00:01:49]
Amateur sex movies and fresh kicks[00:01:50]
But her breath smells like Chicken boullian[00:01:52]
Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom[00:01:54]
Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em[00:01:57]
I never really met her but I know it's all true[00:02:00]
I never seen her either but my brother say she cool[00:02:02]
Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness[00:02:05]
Everyone's a customer all up in your business[00:02:08]
One's in your circle that don't even know ya[00:02:10]
The same one's that circulate the stories for ya[00:02:12]
She had a pink bandanna hangin' out her back pocket[00:02:15]
She was in a gang that wore miss matched socks and[00:02:18]
Met up every Tuesday for beer and some bingo[00:02:21]
Since the horse died she had to ride a flamingo ha[00:02:23]
He couldn't talk but he knew how to sing she[00:02:26]
Did a little dust then cut off his wings then[00:02:28]
Stuck them to her back[00:02:31]
Took a sniff of gasoline[00:02:32]
And went door to door tryin' to sell magazines[00:02:33]
Hair in a ponytail[00:02:36]
Cocked to the side[00:02:38]
Patch on her left open up the right eye[00:02:39]
Dental floss and band aids to hold her pants up[00:02:42]
20 inch waist but a double D cup[00:02:44]
W T F**k[00:02:46]
Whoo[00:02:48]
She's a true fox[00:02:48]
She uses glue to what's hold up her tube socks[00:02:50]
She's a ninja[00:02:52]
High score on Centipede[00:02:53]
Played pro hockey till her body caught an injury[00:02:55]
Henrietta Henrietta girl where you been[00:02:57]
Drowning in a bath tub filled up with gin[00:03:00]
Doesn't work a lot but she grows her own crop[00:03:02]
Last week she killed some[00:03:05]
Navy Seals for tryin' to steal her crop[00:03:06]
I don't know if you care or if you invest[00:03:07]
But Henrietta's dead[00:03:10]
No more no less[00:03:11]
Never really met her so I'm not losin' sleep[00:03:13]
But Longbottom is long gone[00:03:15]
Rest in peace[00:03:17]
Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom[00:03:23]
Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em[00:03:26]
When I say[00:03:28]
You say[00:03:30]