《Tim Westwood Freestyle》歌词

歌曲： Tim Westwood Freestyle

所属专辑：Bad Meets Evil

歌手： Eminem&Mr. Porter

时长： 08:59

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Tim Westwood Freestyle (提姆•韦斯特伍德即兴说唱) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)[00:00:00]

Welcome to the ill world of Mr P-O[00:00:28]

Aye keep the talk B; I'm tryna see dough[00:00:31]

If it ain't about bread what we gon' speak fo[00:00:33]

If it ain't no lead then it ain't no beef bro[00:00:36]

You better get a leash cause your freak ho[00:00:39]

Specialize in wood like she Home Depot[00:00:41]

I'm like Chico DeBarge we stars[00:00:44]

Roscoe P Coltrane in these bars man[00:00:46]

Amtrak I'll break her damn back man[00:00:49]

It's Ralph Lauren this ain't no damn Chaps[00:00:51]

It's all Polo; I'm so pro though[00:00:54]

You bird-crazy: El Pollo Loco[00:00:56]

Talking bout cheese and this ain't no photo[00:00:59]

Asking bout rings like the ho know Frodo[00:01:01]

You better get out of my house and sh*t[00:01:04]

I think I threw up in my mouth a bit I'm sick[00:01:07]

Niggas be lying talking 'bout that bust a heater[00:01:09]

Once I see him maybe more like Justin Bieber[00:01:12]

Leaving my rivals underground like Skyzoo's how I do[00:01:14]

I have her laying in the street and bleeding[00:01:18]

Butt naked with a bullet in his muthaf**king head like Erykah Badu[00:01:21]

I find irony in being in a place[00:01:25]

Where I'm wearing Gucci mayne; getting White boy wasted[00:01:26]

I tell a ni**a break bread or take lead[00:01:30]

I'm tryna get rid of this weight like K-Fed[00:01:32]

Me and Denaun got a gangsta bond[00:01:35]

We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom[00:01:37]

The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle[00:01:40]

That ain't Young Money I'mma definitely diss you[00:01:42]

If you rhyming packing a Mac with back of the Acura[00:01:45]

Or perhaps you can't match my spectacular vernacular[00:01:48]

You still rhyming bottles with models college for knowledge[00:01:50]

Using the word swagger you're probably garbage[00:01:53]

You thugs funny comparing 5'9" to anybody[00:01:55]

You comparing Superman to Bugs Bunny[00:01:58]

I'm like a White Michael - Vick psycho enough to stick[00:02:10]

Michael J Fox in a microwave with a Rott[00:02:13]

I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil[00:02:15]

And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school[00:02:18]

Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper[00:02:21]

Liable to sh*t on you while I snipe you[00:02:23]

So d**e he gets off opiates what an appropriate[00:02:26]

Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre[00:02:27]

He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge[00:02:30]

See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg[00:02:33]

Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp[00:02:35]

Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game[00:02:38]

Holy water won't ward him off crucifixes won't do the trick[00:02:41]

He's so sick it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain[00:02:43]

He's still insane why's there bloodstains on his carpet mane[00:02:45]

There's some crazy sh*t going on in Shady's apartment again[00:02:48]

Okay it's back to the blocks slinging yay like the old days[00:03:01]

Superman on the beat I carry my whole state[00:03:04]

You wooden legs to a house: you can't hold weight[00:03:06]

Oh sh*t it's O'Shea Jackson okay[00:03:09]

A little bit of this twisted out with Obama in it[00:03:11]

Mr Porter back with anthrax like Osama sent him[00:03:14]

B**ch I'm all that; I drive the girls crazy[00:03:17]

They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back[00:03:19]

I ain't a small fry small ticker small tack[00:03:22]

I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack[00:03:24]

The potblood of science to return a raw rap[00:03:27]

I'm the best mayne: Eli Porter stance[00:03:29]

Y'all b**ches should call Nickle the Don Bishop[00:03:42]

A poet a mixer of Don Goines and John Grisham[00:03:44]

Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five times[00:03:47]

That landmine rhyme written with porcupine line[00:03:49]

Step up in here with the Slaughterhouse[00:03:52]

C O B Gang will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe[00:03:53]

Only f**k wit monsters we the truth monsters will pop up on you[00:03:57]

Like you said Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice[00:04:01]

I can't even see the booth I could fit Stevie's shoe[00:04:03]

I'm sick I got the Desert Eagle flu[00:04:05]

I'm rich lil' ni**a we don't need a cent we Teflon[00:04:07]

The doctor tried to take blood the needle bent ask mom[00:04:10]

Outta my mind if you can imagine[00:04:13]

Using Magic's johnson without a condom I'm bonkers[00:04:15]

Got the streets going dude it's tremendous[00:04:19]

If I come for ya blood I ain't gon' be using syringes[00:04:20]

Newsflash I'm still trashed them pills should'a killed my a**[00:04:33]

But they didn't they just made me stronger[00:04:36]

It's like they rebuilt my a** like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash[00:04:37]

It's Aftermath b**ch and my milk glass is still half-empty[00:04:41]

Yeah tempt me Hell isn't enough[00:04:44]

They need to invent somewhere new to send me[00:04:46]

As sick as I'm getting they'll stick me in a conventional oven[00:04:48]

With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating[00:04:51]

Sh*t I done made a verse said some foul sh*t[00:04:53]

Tryna go back fix it f**ked around and just made it worse[00:04:56]

Yeah I'm back looking no worse for wear got these haters[00:04:58]

Mad enough to rip off their hair and start punching the air[00:05:02]

Panties so in a bunch that they can't function[00:05:04]

It's Shady and Royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair[00:05:06]

So stop acting like a punk get a pair[00:05:09]

Take a pill and fall the f**k out spill ya lunch in the chair[00:05:11]

Look I'm sick somebody better get the Dimetapp[00:05:33]

Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can rap[00:05:37]

People ask where my shine is at[00:05:39]

I say check the liner notes I done done all kinda crap[00:05:42]

I am so much of a star b**ch[00:05:45]

That I can fart and piss on the red carpet[00:05:47]

Look my bank account's retarded[00:05:49]

My debit card's got a helmet and a harness hey[00:05:52]

Meet demands but they all are harmless[00:05:55]

At shows my riders always the largest[00:05:57]

I need four pounds of fried poultry carcass[00:06:00]

And red M&Ms chartered from Charlotte[00:06:02]

Look and if you try to act dumb and start sh*t[00:06:05]

I just yell at em like I'm the artist[00:06:08]

In fact that you know the deal[00:06:11]

If you wanna play sick we can all get ill[00:06:12]

Look: measles mumps I made you b**ches[00:06:15]

I don't need you chumps y'all got cheese and I need my chunks[00:06:18]

Hurry up so I can go to burn rubber and get some more dunks[00:06:22]

Now if your attitude determines your latitude[00:06:46]

This house that we call hip-hop I'm in the attic fool[00:06:48]

A mic and two turntables fit for the unstable[00:06:51]

Converted to a padded room keep a street sweeper in fact[00:06:53]

I call the mag a broom you seeing beef seeing things[00:06:56]

You must'a had yourself a bag of shrooms I make a call[00:06:58]

Make 'em fake a fall my clique is too sick say goodbye[00:07:01]

In the streets where the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris[00:07:04]

I'm from the city of true sh*t[00:07:07]

Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after Proof split[00:07:08]

Levels the head of competitors Royce that[00:07:12]

I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice back[00:07:14]

Ras I got ya look scared at ya blast from ya[00:07:17]

From a block away; ask Tricky I'm that niggie[00:07:19]

I'm mo hooder than black Dickies[00:07:22]

I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track with me[00:07:24]

Patrón's in my chromosomes in order to leave it alone[00:07:27]

You have to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd[00:07:30]

Knock a weenie off put your body between chalk[00:07:32]

I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging golf[00:07:35]

I'm with the best rapper alive put something on it[00:07:37]

Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it[00:07:40]

I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash' in the a**[00:07:57]

With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash[00:08:01]

You may look like the passenger for that don't be a smartass[00:08:03]

Yeah laugh while you sit there thinking that the hard part passed[00:08:05]

You ain't seen pain till Leatherface flips mayne[00:08:08]

I'll cut ya f**king balls off homie my saw's off the chain[00:08:10]

I chopped the b**ch in half with it sawed off her legs[00:08:13]

And the top half of the torso f**king crawled off insane[00:08:15]

I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to Mike Jack's[00:08:18]

And took the Elephant Man's skull f**ked it and put it right back[00:08:21]

Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nut sack[00:08:23]

Gave him a reach-around while I f**ked him right in his butt crack[00:08:26]

Nah I ain't taking it back faggot f**k that[00:08:29]

I give a f**k about nothing so here's where you f**ked up at[00:08:31]

Don't go touching that can man; you don't wanna open up that[00:08:34]

Wait a min ah sh*t Alchemist cut that[00:08:36]