《If That Isn’t Love》歌词

歌曲： If That Isn’t Love

所属专辑：Alpocalypse

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:48

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Ooh yeah[00:00:05]

Oh[00:00:08]

I'm your shelter from the storm[00:00:11]

You'll know I'll always have your back[00:00:14]

I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack[00:00:16]

I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on[00:00:22]

And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn[00:00:27]

And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder[00:00:32]

When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder[00:00:38]

And if that isn't love[00:00:43]

If that isn't love[00:00:49]

If that isn't love[00:00:54]

I don't know what love is[00:00:57]

Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know[00:01:00]

Nanananananana[00:01:05]

Ahhhh listen now[00:01:09]

There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator[00:01:11]

I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later[00:01:15]

And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame[00:01:21]

And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name[00:01:25]

I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat[00:01:31]

Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that[00:01:36]

And if that isn't love[00:01:41]

If that isn't love[00:01:47]

If that isn't love[00:01:53]

I don't know what love is[00:01:56]

Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know[00:01:58]

Nananannananna[00:02:03]

Oh no[00:02:06]

Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia [00:02:08]

Well I still adore you[00:02:11]

I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast[00:02:13]

And I can't stand omelettes[00:02:17]

After I take a bath [00:02:19]

If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you[00:02:20]

I'll give you my word[00:02:24]

You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd[00:02:26]

Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing[00:02:31]

You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging[00:02:37]

If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face[00:02:42]

And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place[00:02:48]

I totally support every idiotic thing you do[00:02:54]

And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you[00:02:58]

And if that isn't love[00:03:04]

If that isn't love[00:03:10]

If that isn't love[00:03:15]

I don't know what love is[00:03:18]

Nanananananana no I don't know what love is[00:03:21]

Nanananananana well I don't know what love is[00:03:26]

I don't know what love is[00:03:34]