《Jerry Springer (Parody of ”One Week” by BareNaked Ladies)》歌词

歌曲： Jerry Springer (Parody of ”One Week” by BareNaked Ladies)

所属专辑：Running With Scissors

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 02:46

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Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

It's been one week since we got to see[00:00:00]

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry[00:00:03]

Five days since they had the show[00:00:05]

With the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho[00:00:07]

Three days since we heard the tale[00:00:09]

About the guy who learned his woman was a She-Male[00:00:11]

Yesterday it occurred to me[00:00:13]

That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer[00:00:15]

Holy Cow Did you see it last week[00:00:18]

Well they had this one freak[00:00:19]

Who suckerpunched his whole family[00:00:20]

Do your recall when the brawl[00:00:22]

Became a total free for all[00:00:23]

And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee[00:00:24]

Hey see the stripper with the implants[00:00:26]

She likes to lap dance[00:00:27]

And date the boyfriend of her mother[00:00:29]

And now here comes Jerry's next guest[00:00:30]

And It's a slugfest[00:00:32]

Cause it's her trailer trash brother[00:00:33]

Nymphomaniac is back on crack[00:00:34]

It's like When Animals Attack[00:00:35]

They all exhibit reprehensible behavior[00:00:36]

Hit 'em in the nose Tear off their clothes[00:00:38]

Step on their toes That's how it goes[00:00:40]

They get so violent they have to sign a waiver[00:00:41]

They always swearin' cursin' kicking butt and pointing blame[00:00:43]

On the air They don't care they got no shame[00:00:45]

There was this one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange[00:00:47]

When he found out that his wife had a sex change[00:00:49]

They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly[00:00:51]

They have a history of ripping off their shirts[00:00:53]

It's been one week since they had the fight[00:00:55]

With the Siamese twins and the transvestite[00:00:57]

Five days since that awful brawl[00:01:00]

They still haven't got the blood off the wall[00:01:01]

It's been three days since the bitter feud[00:01:03]

Between the KKK and that gay Jewish Black Dude[00:01:06]

Yesterday it finally dawned on me[00:01:08]

I'm spending way too much time on that Jerry Springer[00:01:10]

Baby I've been sleeping with your sister[00:01:12]

Oh Well which one[00:01:14]

All of them[00:01:16]

Oh Well I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake[00:01:17]

Oh yeah Well me too[00:01:20]

Gasps[00:01:21]

And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofie[00:01:21]

Oh Woofie You B**ch Well I'm also sleeping with your pet goat[00:01:23]

That goat doesn't love you[00:01:27]

Once you start watchin' theres just no stoppin'[00:01:29]

Your brain shuts down then your IQ's droppin'[00:01:31]

Jerry's the king of confrontation[00:01:33]

He's a sensation[00:01:35]

He puts the Sin in Syndication[00:01:36]

It's totally worthless like a bad check[00:01:37]

It's like a train wreck[00:01:39]

Don't wanna stare but you can't look away[00:01:40]

Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows[00:01:41]

But with more weridos[00:01:43]

The ratings jumpin' higher everyday[00:01:44]

If you've seen the show well then you know[00:01:46]

It's just as low as you can go[00:01:47]

The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene[00:01:48]

And pretty soon some ugly goon[00:01:50]

Comes in the room and then It's BOOM[00:01:51]

Int he face of some unsuspecting Drag Queen[00:01:52]

Well It's the kinda show where people scream Obscenities[00:01:54]

Yankin' hair Throwin chairs at their hubbies[00:01:56]

JERRY JERRY Now the crowd starts their favorite chant[00:01:58]

Should I turn off my TV I just can't[00:02:00]

I have a tendency to watch it religiously[00:02:02]

I have a history of taping each one[00:02:05]

It's been one week since the show about[00:02:06]

Psycho Killers with problems they shoudl work out[00:02:09]

Five days since the big surprise[00:02:11]

When some loser's wife says she's still dating 20 guys[00:02:12]

Three days since he interviewed[00:02:15]

A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude[00:02:17]

Yesterday it occured to me[00:02:19]

That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer[00:02:21]

Tired of wasting my time on that Jerry Springer[00:02:25]

I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer[00:02:29]

Come over here and pull on my finger[00:02:34]