歌手: Tom Lehrer
时长: 03:02
The Irish Ballad - Tom Lehrer[00:00:00]
About a maid I'll sing a song[00:00:09]
Sing rickety tickety tin[00:00:11]
About a maid I'll sing a song[00:00:13]
Who didn't have her family long[00:00:15]
Not only did she do them wrong[00:00:18]
She did every one of them in[00:00:22]
Them in[00:00:25]
She did every one of them in[00:00:26]
One morning in a fit of pique[00:00:29]
Sing rickety tickety tin[00:00:32]
One morning in a fit of pique[00:00:34]
She drowned her father in the creek[00:00:36]
The water tasted bad for a week[00:00:38]
And we had to make do with gin[00:00:42]
With gin[00:00:44]
And we had to make do with gin[00:00:46]
Her mother she could never stand[00:00:49]
Sing rickety tickety tin[00:00:52]
Her mother she could never stand[00:00:54]
And so a cyanide soup she planned[00:00:56]
Her mother died with a spoon in her hand[00:00:59]
And her face in a hideous grin[00:01:03]
A grin[00:01:06]
Her face in a hideous grin[00:01:08]
She set her sister's hair on fire[00:01:11]
Rickety tickety tin[00:01:14]
She set her sister's hair on fire[00:01:16]
And as the smoke and flame rose higher[00:01:18]
Danced around the funeral pyre[00:01:20]
Playin' a violin[00:01:24]
'Olin[00:01:27]
Playin' a violin[00:01:28]
She weighted her brother down with stones[00:01:31]
Rickety tickety tin[00:01:33]
She weighted her brother down with stones[00:01:35]
And sent him off to Davy Jones[00:01:37]
All they ever found were some bones[00:01:39]
And the occasional pieces of skin[00:01:43]
Of skin[00:01:46]
Occasional pieces of skin[00:01:47]
One day when she had nothing to do[00:01:51]
Rickety tickety tin[00:01:53]
One day when she had nothing to do[00:01:55]
She cut her baby brother in two[00:01:58]
And served him up as an Irish stew[00:02:00]
And invited the neighbors in[00:02:03]
'Bors in[00:02:06]
Invited the neighbors in[00:02:07]
And when at last the police came by[00:02:11]
Rickety tickety tin[00:02:14]
And when at last the police came by[00:02:16]
Her little pranks she did not deny[00:02:18]
To do so she would have to lie[00:02:21]
And lying she knew was a sin[00:02:25]
A sin[00:02:27]
Lying she knew was a sin[00:02:29]
My tragic tale I won't prolong[00:02:34]
Rickety tickety tin[00:02:37]
My tragic tale I won't prolong[00:02:39]
And if you do not enjoy my song[00:02:41]
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long[00:02:44]
You should never have let me begin[00:02:48]
Begin[00:02:51]
You should never have let me begin[00:02:52]