所属专辑:My Home Town
歌手: Tom Lehrer
时长: 02:53
The Irish Ballad - Tom Lehrer[00:00:00]
About a maid I'll sing a song[00:00:07]
Sing rickety-tickety-tin[00:00:09]
About a maid I'll sing a song[00:00:11]
Who didn't have her family long[00:00:14]
Not only did she do them wrong[00:00:16]
She did every one of them in[00:00:20]
Them in[00:00:22]
She did every one of them in[00:00:23]
One morning in a fit of pique[00:00:27]
Sing rickety-tickety-tin[00:00:29]
One morning in a fit of pique[00:00:32]
She drowned her father in the creek[00:00:34]
The water tasted bad for a week[00:00:36]
And we had to make do with gin[00:00:40]
With gin[00:00:42]
We had to make do with gin[00:00:44]
Her mother she could never stand[00:00:47]
Sing rickety-tickety-tin[00:00:49]
Her mother she could never stand[00:00:52]
And so a cyanide soup she planned[00:00:54]
Her mother died with a spoon in her hand[00:00:57]
And her face in a hideous grin[00:01:00]
A grin[00:01:04]
Her face in a hideous grin[00:01:05]
She set her sister's hair on fire[00:01:09]
Rickety-tickety-tin[00:01:11]
She set her sister's hair on fire[00:01:13]
And as the smoke and flame rose higher[00:01:15]
Danced around the funeral pyre[00:01:18]
Playin' a violin[00:01:22]
'Olin[00:01:24]
Playin' a violin[00:01:26]
She weighted her brother down with stones[00:01:29]
Rickety-tickety-tin[00:01:31]
She weighted her brother down with stones[00:01:33]
And sent him off to Davy Jones[00:01:35]
All they ever found were some bones[00:01:36]
And the occasional pieces of skin[00:01:41]
Of skin[00:01:45]
Occasional pieces of skin[00:01:46]
One day when she had nothing to do[00:01:49]
Rickety-tickety-tin[00:01:52]
One day when she had nothing to do[00:01:54]
She cut her baby brother in two[00:01:56]
And served him up as an Irish stew[00:01:58]
And invited the neighbors in[00:02:02]
'Bors in[00:02:05]
Invited the neighbors in[00:02:06]
And when at last the police came by[00:02:09]
Rickety-tickety-tin[00:02:11]
And when at last the police came by[00:02:14]
Her little pranks she did not deny[00:02:16]
To do so she would have had to lie[00:02:18]
And lying she knew was a sin[00:02:22]
A sin[00:02:25]
Lying she knew was a sin[00:02:26]
My tragic tale I won't prolong[00:02:30]
Rickety-tickety-tin[00:02:32]
My tragic tale I won't prolong[00:02:33]
And if you do not enjoy my song[00:02:35]
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long[00:02:37]
You should never have let me begin[00:02:40]
Begin[00:02:43]
You should never have let me begin[00:02:44]