《Quiz Show》歌词

歌曲： Quiz Show

所属专辑：Sometime Next Year

歌手： Clifford T. Ward

时长： 04:52

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Quiz Show - Clifford T. Ward[00:00:00]

I know you love the quiz shows[00:00:13]

I know you love the quiz shows[00:00:19]

I know you love the quiz shows[00:00:25]

I know you love the quiz shows.[00:00:30]

And our final contestant tonight comes from[00:00:45]

Where was it again you said you come from?[00:00:47]

An well, it doesn't mater[00:00:49]

Let's make him welcome shall we folks?[00:00:51]

Right, here we go[00:00:57]

A number of questions[00:00:59]

You provide the correct answers in the allotted time[00:01:00]

And you win a lovely prize.[00:01:03]

Are you ready?[00:01:05]

Yep.[00:01:06]

Who is the Prime Minister of England?[00:01:09]

Ah, it's a woman. I know it's a woman.[00:01:11]

I think it's a woman.[00:01:14]

Who replaced Terry Wogan on the radio?[00:01:16]

Ah, that's a suave, slick Scotchman.[00:01:19]

I wouldn't leave him alone with my missus,[00:01:21]

I know that.[00:01:23]

In a sentence, what is the basis for modern[00:01:25]

Thinking in society?[00:01:26]

Star Trek is it?[00:01:29]

Oh I love the black doll in that show.[00:01:30]

What does anaphobic mean?[00:01:33]

Oh now, that's lucky: I learnt that this morning:[00:01:35]

It's a hatred of er foreign women isn't it?[00:01:38]

Ooh, I can't understand that[00:01:40]

I love women wherever they come from[00:01:42]

They're all nice aren't they?[00:01:44]

Who wears a blue uniform and is always[00:01:46]

There if you need help?[00:01:48]

Mother Theresa?[00:01:49]

What is a surrogate mother?[00:01:51]

Ooh, that's my missus.[00:01:53]

She ain't got two ha'pennies to rub[00:01:55]

Together come Wednesday.[00:01:56]

What is the role of the quiz show?[00:01:58]

Cheese was it? No, no, I tell a lie.[00:02:00]

It was ham in mine.[00:02:03]

I can only accept your first answer sorry.[00:02:04]

Who is the Queen of England?[00:02:06]

Oh, it's a woman. I know it's a woman.[00:02:08]

I think it's a woman.[00:02:11]

Who is the leader of the opposition?[00:02:12]

Oh that's a woman for sure, it's my missus.[00:02:14]

What's the meaning of the word 'horrendous'?[00:02:17]

A bad woman is it?[00:02:20]

What's the capital of Italy?[00:02:21]

Oh I know that, it's -er- Nipples[00:02:23]

I I mean Naples.[00:02:25]

Name the four counties in the United Kingdom.[00:02:27]

This is easy England,[00:02:30]

Scotland, Wales and London.[00:02:32]

In a sentence,[00:02:34]

What do you know about the SDP Liberal Alliance?[00:02:35]

Oh, is that the one my missus goes to where[00:02:38]

They do flower arranging[00:02:40]

And -er- make wicker baskets and things?[00:02:41]

Oh, there's some nice women there.[00:02:44]

Who is Shirley Williams?[00:02:46]

Oh, she goes there does she?[00:02:47]

Oh yes, she's good at the flower arranging,[00:02:49]

So my missus tells me.[00:02:51]

Who had a hit record with the song[00:02:53]

'Wuthering Heights'?[00:02:55]

Val Doonican is it? No, no,[00:02:56]

I know it's a woman though.[00:02:58]

Who or what is Dow Jones?[00:03:00]

A womaniser is he?[00:03:03]

What does Danny La Rue do?[00:03:05]

Oh, she dresses up as a man is that right?[00:03:07]

Well, you've done very well.[00:03:10]

Wendy, bring on the prizes.[00:03:11]

Now which would you like to take home with you[00:03:14]

The computer, the TV,[00:03:16]

The video or the holiday for two in Majorca?[00:03:18]

Ooh, I'll have Wendy can I?[00:03:22]

I've seen 'em do that on the Tele you know,[00:03:24]

The girl brings on the prizes,[00:03:27]

And they say "I don't like the prizes,[00:03:28]

I'd rather have the girl".[00:03:31]

Alright, you've won Wendy,[00:03:32]

Off you go the pair of you.[00:03:34]

Thank you for being a marvellous contestant.[00:03:35]

Let's hear it for 'em, shall we?[00:03:37]

Put you hands together[00:03:39]

And give them a big round warm of women[00:03:41]

I mean applause.[00:03:43]

I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows[00:03:51]

Don't you love the quiz shows?[00:03:54]

I know you love the quiz shows[00:03:56]

The BBC knows you love the quiz shows[00:03:59]

And all the independents know you love the quiz shows[00:04:02]

America taught us to love the quiz shows.[00:04:06]

I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows[00:04:09]

I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows.[00:04:15]