《Worst Pies in London》歌词

歌曲： Worst Pies in London

所属专辑：Tribute to the Best of Broadway: Vol. 5

歌手： Platinum Collection Band

时长： 02:24

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A customer[00:00:01]

Wait what's your rush [00:00:02]

What's your hurry [00:00:03]

You gave me such a fright [00:00:03]

I thought you was a ghost[00:00:05]

Half a minute can't you sit [00:00:06]

Sit you down sit[00:00:07]

All I meant is that[00:00:08]

I haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:00:09]

Did you come here for a pie sir [00:00:11]

Do forgive me if me head's a little vague[00:00:14]

What is that [00:00:16]

But you'd think we had the plague[00:00:17]

From the way that people keep avoiding [00:00:19]

No you don't[00:00:21]

Heaven knows I try sir[00:00:22]

But there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:00:24]

Right you are sir [00:00:27]

Would you like a drop of ale [00:00:28]

Mind you I can hardly blame them[00:00:30]

These are probably the worst pies in London[00:00:33]

I know why nobody cares to take them[00:00:38]

I should know I make them but good No[00:00:40]

The worst pies in London[00:00:44]

Even that's polite the worst pies in London[00:00:47]

If you doubt it take a bite[00:00:51]

Is that just disgusting [00:00:54]

You have to concede it[00:00:56]

It's nothing but crusting [00:00:58]

Here drink this you'll need it[00:01:01]

The worst pies in London[00:01:03]

And no wonder with the price of meat[00:01:06]

What it is when you get it[00:01:08]

Never thought I'd live to see the day[00:01:10]

Men'd think it was a treat [00:01:12]

Finding poor animals[00:01:13]

What are dying in the street[00:01:15]

Mrs Mooney has a pie shop[00:01:17]

Does a business [00:01:19]

But I notice something weird[00:01:20]

Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared[00:01:21]

Have to hand it to her [00:01:24]

What I calls enterprise[00:01:25]

Popping pussies into pies[00:01:27]

Wouldn't do in my shop[00:01:29]

Just the thought of[00:01:31]

It's enough to make you sick[00:01:32]

And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick[00:01:34]

No denying times is hard sir[00:01:37]

Even harder than the worst pies in London[00:01:41]

Only lard and nothing more[00:01:45]

Is that just revolting [00:01:46]

All greasy and gritty [00:01:48]

It looks like it's molting and tastes like [00:01:50]

Well pity[00:01:55]

A woman alone with limited wind[00:01:57]

And the worst pies in London[00:02:04]

Sir times is hard times is hard[00:02:10]