《(The Legend of)Miss Blatimore Crabs》歌词

歌曲： (The Legend of)Miss Blatimore Crabs

所属专辑：Tribute to the Best of Broadway: Vol. 1

歌手： Platinum Collection Band

时长： 02:56

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(The Legend of) Miss Blatimore Crabs (From "Hairspray") - Platinum Collection Band[00:00:00]

Well i brought my own 45s[00:00:04]

So if you put em on i'll show you my stuff[00:00:05]

Haven't you already shown us enough[00:00:07]

Oh my god how times have changed[00:00:11]

This girl's either blind or completely deranged[00:00:14]

Ah but time seemed to halt[00:00:17]

When i was miss baltimore crabs[00:00:19]

Childhood dreams for me were cracked[00:00:24]

When that damn shirley temple stole my freaking act[00:00:27]

But the crown's in the vault[00:00:31]

From when i won miss baltimore crabs[00:00:32]

Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges[00:00:37]

They padded their cups but i screwed the judges[00:00:41]

Those broads thought they'd win[00:00:44]

If a plate they would spin in their dance[00:00:46]

Not a chance[00:00:50]

Cause i hit the stage batons ablaze[00:00:51]

While belting high c's and preparing souffles[00:00:54]

But that triple somersault[00:00:58]

Was how i clinched miss baltimore crabs[00:00:59]

Proceed[00:01:04]

Are you scared we're on live[00:01:04]

No i'm sure i can cope[00:01:06]

Well this show isn't broadcast in[00:01:08]

Cinema scope[00:01:10]

I never drank one chocolate malt[00:01:11]

No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs[00:01:13]

How many sweaters do you own[00:01:18]

Well i'm sure i've got plenty[00:01:20]

Let's see i have three five wait i have twenty[00:01:21]

I would say oy gevalt[00:01:25]

If i wasn't miss baltimore crabs[00:01:27]

A tycoon i wed so cuddly and funny[00:01:32]

The old fart dropped dead[00:01:35]

But left tons of money[00:01:37]

So i bought this station[00:01:38]

So all of the nation could see[00:01:40]

Baby amber and me[00:01:43]

Do you dance like you dress[00:01:45]

Amber there's no need to be cruel[00:01:47]

Would you swim in an integrated pool[00:01:48]

I sure would i'm all for integration[00:01:52]

It's the new frontier[00:01:54]

Not in baltimore it isn't and may i be frank[00:01:55]

First impressions can be tough[00:01:58]

And when i saw you i knew it[00:02:00]

If your size weren't enough[00:02:02]

Your last answer just blew it[00:02:03]

And so my dear so short and stout[00:02:05]

You'll never be in[00:02:08]

So we're kicking you out[00:02:10]

You can't get past me kid[00:02:12]

But it isn't your fault[00:02:13]

It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs[00:02:15]

You may go[00:02:28]

Um thank you[00:02:29]

Gee tracy that went well[00:02:31]

Hello may i please audition[00:02:36]

No but you can bow and exalt[00:02:38]

Cause i was miss baltimore crabs crabs crabs crabs[00:02:41]