《Monorail Song， The》歌词

歌曲： Monorail Song， The

所属专辑：Songs in the Key of Springfield

歌手： Lyle Lanley; Cast

时长： 01:50

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Lyle Lanley:You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel.[00:00:00]

No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it[00:00:04]

Homer:Heh-heh, mule.[00:00:08]

Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.[00:00:12]

And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.[00:00:14]

Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.[00:00:18]

Mayor Quimby:Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.[00:00:25]

Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.[00:00:29]

Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.[00:00:31]

I give you the Springfield Monorail![00:00:36]

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,[00:00:42]

And North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map![00:00:44]

Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail![00:00:48]

What'd I say?[00:00:53]

Ned Flanders:Monorail![00:00:54]

Lyle Lanley:What's it called?[00:00:55]

Patty and Selma:Monorail.[00:00:56]

Lyle Lanley:That's right![00:00:56]

Monorail![00:00:57]

Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...[00:00:58]

Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.[00:01:01]

Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.[00:01:03]

Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?[00:01:05]

Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.[00:01:07]

Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?[00:01:09]

Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.[00:01:11]

Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?[00:01:13]

Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.[00:01:15]

Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.[00:01:17]

Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.[00:01:19]

I swear, it's Springfield's only choice![00:01:21]

Throw up your hands and raise your voice![00:01:23]

All:Monorail...[00:01:25]

Lyle Lanley:What's it called?[00:01:27]

Monorail...[00:01:27]

Once again![00:01:28]

MONORAIL![00:01:29]

Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.[00:01:33]

Bart:Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken![00:01:35]

All:Monorail...[00:01:37]

Monorail!!!!!!!!![00:01:39]

MONORAIL!![00:01:41]

MONORAIL!!!!![00:01:44]

Homer:Mono—D'oh![00:01:46]