《Parents Just Don’t Understand》歌词

歌曲： Parents Just Don’t Understand

所属专辑：He’s The DJ， I’m The Rapper

歌手： DJ Jazzy Jeff And The Fre

时长： 05:16

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Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:00:00]

Written by：W. Smith/J. Townes[00:00:01]

You know parents are the same no matter time nor place[00:00:12]

They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes[00:00:14]

So to you all the kids all across the land[00:00:17]

There's no need to argue parents just don't understand[00:00:20]

I remember one year[00:00:34]

My mom took me school shopping[00:00:35]

It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister[00:00:36]

All hopped in the car[00:00:40]

We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall[00:00:42]

My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose[00:00:44]

Didn't I say nothing at first[00:00:47]

I just turned up my nose[00:00:48]

She said what's wrong this shirt cost $20[00:00:50]

I said mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar[00:00:52]

The next half hour was the same old thing[00:00:55]

My mother buying me clothes from 1963[00:00:58]

And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate[00:01:00]

I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips[00:01:03]

I said mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep[00:01:06]

She said you're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet[00:01:09]

I said mom let's put these clothes back please[00:01:11]

She said no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show[00:01:14]

I said this isn't Sha Na Na come on mom I'm not Bowzer[00:01:17]

Mom please put back the bell bottom Brady Bunch trousers[00:01:20]

But if you don't want to I can live with that but[00:01:22]

You gotta put back the double knit reversible slacks[00:01:25]

She wasn't moved everything stayed the same[00:01:28]

Inevitably the first day of school came[00:01:31]

I thought I could get over I tried to play sick[00:01:33]

But my mom said no no way uh uh forget it[00:01:36]

There was nothing I could do I tried to relax[00:01:39]

I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts[00:01:41]

And when I walked into school it was just as I thought[00:01:44]

The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought[00:01:47]

And those who weren't laughing still had a ball[00:01:50]

Because they were pointing and whispering[00:01:52]

As I walked down the hall[00:01:54]

I got home and told my Mom how my day went[00:01:55]

She said If they were laughing you don't need them[00:01:57]

Cause they're not good friends[00:01:59]

For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom[00:02:00]

That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times[00:02:03]

So to you all the kids all across the land[00:02:06]

There's no need to argue[00:02:09]

Parents just don't understand[00:02:10]

Oh kay here's the situation[00:02:23]

My parents went away on a week's vacation and[00:02:25]

They left the keys to the brand new Porsche[00:02:28]

Would they mind[00:02:30]

Umm well of course not[00:02:31]

I'll just take it for a little spin[00:02:34]

And maybe show it off to a couple of friends[00:02:36]

I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood[00:02:39]

Well maybe I shouldn't[00:02:41]

Yeah of course I should[00:02:43]

Pay attention here's the thick of the plot[00:02:45]

I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block[00:02:47]

That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking[00:02:49]

I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking[00:02:52]

You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions[00:02:55]

I honked my horn just to get her attention[00:02:58]

She said was that for me[00:03:00]

I said yeah[00:03:02]

She said why[00:03:02]

I said come on and take a ride with a helluva guy[00:03:03]

She said how do I know you're not sick[00:03:07]

You could be some deranged lunatic[00:03:09]

I said c'mon toots my name is the Prince[00:03:11]

Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this[00:03:14]

She agreed and we were on our way[00:03:17]

She was looking very good and so was I I must say word[00:03:19]

We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive[00:03:23]

We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes[00:03:25]

She kicked her shoes off onto the floor[00:03:28]

She said drive fast speed turns me on[00:03:30]

She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas[00:03:33]

We almost got whiplash I took off so fast[00:03:36]

The sun roof was open the music was high[00:03:39]

And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh[00:03:41]

She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far[00:03:44]

I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car[00:03:47]

We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche[00:03:50]

And to make this long story short short[00:03:52]

When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell[00:03:55]

I said I don't have a license but I drive very well officer[00:03:57]

I almost had a heart attack that day[00:04:01]

Come to find out the girl was a twelve year old runaway[00:04:03]

I was arrested the car was impounded[00:04:06]

There was no way for me to avoid being grounded[00:04:08]

My parents had to come off from vacation to get me[00:04:11]

I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me[00:04:14]

My parents walked in[00:04:17]

I got my grip I said ah Mom Dad how was your trip[00:04:18]

They didn't speak I said I want to plead my case[00:04:23]

But my father just shoved me in the car by my face[00:04:25]

That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived[00:04:28]

They took turns one would beat me while the other was driving[00:04:30]

I can't believe it I just made a mistake[00:04:33]

Well parents are the same no matter time nor place[00:04:35]

So to you all the kids all across the land[00:04:38]

Take it from me parents just don't understand[00:04:41]