《The Dangerous Kitchen》歌词

歌曲： The Dangerous Kitchen

所属专辑：The Man From Utopia

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 02:51

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The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

The dangerous kitchen[00:00:01]

If it aint't one thing it's another[00:00:04]

In the middle of the night when you get home[00:00:07]

The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy[00:00:11]

The meat thing[00:00:16]

Where the cats ate trough the paper[00:00:17]

The can things with the sharp little edges[00:00:19]

That can cut your fingers when you're not looking[00:00:23]

The soft little things on the floor that you step on[00:00:26]

They can all be DANGEROUS[00:00:30]

Sometimes[00:00:34]

The milk can hurt you[00:00:35]

(If you put it on your cereal[00:00:39]

Before you smell the plastic container)[00:00:41]

And the stuff in the strainer[00:00:45]

Has a mind of its own[00:00:48]

So be very careful[00:00:51]

In the dangerous kitchen[00:00:55]

When the night time has fallen [00:01:00]

And the roaches are crawlin'[00:01:03]

In the kitchen of danger[00:01:09]

You can feel like a stranger[00:01:13]

The bananaes are black[00:01:16]

The got flies in the back[00:01:18]

And also the chicken[00:01:20]

In the dish with the foil[00:01:23]

Where the cream is all clabbered[00:01:25]

And the salad is frightful[00:01:28]

Your return in the evening[00:01:31]

Can be less than delightful[00:01:34]

You must walk very careful[00:01:38]

You must not lean against it[00:01:43]

It can get on you clothing[00:01:47]

It can follow you in[00:01:49]

As you walk to the bedroom[00:01:51]

And you take all your clothes off[00:01:53]

While you're sleeping[00:01:55]

It crawls off[00:01:56]

It gets in your bed[00:01:58]

It could get on your face then[00:02:00]

It could eat your complexion[00:02:02]

You could die from the danger[00:02:04]

Of the dangerous kitchen[00:02:09]

Who the f**k wants to clean it [00:02:13]

It's disgusting and dirty[00:02:16]

The sponge on the drainer[00:02:20]

Is stinky and squirty[00:02:23]

If you squeeze it when you wipe up[00:02:27]

What you get on your hands then[00:02:30]

Could un-balance your glands and[00:02:34]

Make you blind or whatever[00:02:37]

In the dangerous kitchen[00:02:41]

At my house tonight[00:02:44]