《Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other》歌词

歌曲： Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other

所属专辑：My Son， The Celebrity

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 05:50

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Shticks Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

She wheels her wheelbarrow[00:00:06]

Through streets that are narrow [00:00:10]

Her barrow is narrow her hips are too wide [00:00:13]

So wherever she wheels it [00:00:20]

The neighborhood feels it [00:00:23]

Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side [00:00:27]

In Dublin's fair city [00:00:33]

Where girls are so pretty [00:00:35]

My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone [00:00:38]

(That's 256 pounds )[00:00:43]

I don't mind her fat but [00:00:46]

It's not only that but [00:00:55]

She's cockeyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone [00:00:59]

I know a man his name is Lang [00:01:13]

And he has a neon sign [00:01:17]

And Mister Lang is very old [00:01:22]

So they call it Old Lang's Sign [00:01:27]

Oh what have you done Billy Sol Billy Sol [00:01:34]

Oh what have you done charming Billy [00:01:38]

You took almost every cent[00:01:43]

From the you S Government [00:01:46]

Which you spent on fertilizer which is silly [00:01:48]

All day all night Cary Grant [00:01:58]

That's all I hear from my wife is Cary Grant [00:02:02]

What can he do that I can't [00:02:07]

Big deal big star Cary Grant [00:02:12]

Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash [00:02:21]

So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again [00:02:25]

But the way things go with me the way my luck is [00:02:30]

Just as soon as they're finished it will rain [00:02:35]

On top of Old Smoky [00:02:43]

All covered with hair [00:02:45]

Of course I'm referring[00:02:48]

To Smoky The Bear [00:02:50]

Every time you take vaccine [00:03:02]

Take it orally [00:03:04]

As you know the other way[00:03:06]

Is more painfully [00:03:09]

My grandfather's clock was the best ever made[00:03:16]

By the Timex company [00:03:20]

Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed[00:03:25]

Last night on the old tv [00:03:29]

Oh it works under water so perfectly [00:03:34]

And still makes a ticking sound [00:03:39]

Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon [00:03:44]

And that's how the old man drowned [00:03:48]

Do not make a stingy sandwich [00:03:59]

Pile the cold cuts high [00:04:01]

Customers should see salami[00:04:03]

Coming through the rye [00:04:05]

Oh I diet all day and I diet all night [00:04:15]

It's enough to drive me bats [00:04:17]

Got no gravy or potatoes [00:04:19]

'Cause the whole refrigerator's[00:04:20]

Fulla polyunsaturated fats [00:04:21]

Fare thee well Metrecal [00:04:24]

And the others of that ilk [00:04:26]

Let the diet start tomorrow [00:04:28]

'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow[00:04:30]

In a double malted milk [00:04:31]

When you go to the delicatessen store [00:04:38]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:41]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:43]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:45]

I repeat what I just said before [00:04:47]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:50]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:04:52]

Oh buy the corned beef if you must [00:04:56]

The pickled herring you can trust [00:04:58]

And the lox puts you in orbit aok [00:05:00]

But that big hunk of liverwurst[00:05:05]

Has been there since October First [00:05:07]

And today is the Twenty-Third of May [00:05:10]

So when you go to the delicatessen store [00:05:15]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:17]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:20]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:22]

It'll make your insides awful sore [00:05:24]

Don't buy the liverwurst [00:05:27]

Don't buy the liverwurst[00:05:29]