所属专辑:My Son: The Two LPs on One Reissue Already!
歌手: Allan Sherman
时长: 02:37
When I Was a Lad - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]
When I was a lad I went to Yale[00:00:11]
And I knew then that I could never fail[00:00:14]
For I studied very hard and furthermore[00:00:16]
I polished up the apple for the professor[00:00:18]
He polished up the apple for the professor[00:00:21]
I polished up the apple so frequently[00:00:23]
That soon I had a Phi Beta Kappa Key[00:00:25]
He soon had a Phi Beta Kappa key[00:00:28]
From polishing the apple very frequently[00:00:30]
On graduation day I made a stop[00:00:32]
At a very exclusive clothing shop[00:00:35]
I opened up a charge account and asked them for[00:00:37]
The best grade flannel in the clothing store[00:00:40]
The best grade flannel in the clothing store[00:00:42]
That suit was a part of a great intrigue[00:00:44]
For it proved I was a member of the Ivy League[00:00:47]
It was part of a great intrigue[00:00:49]
For it proved he was a member of the Ivy League[00:00:52]
Then I got a crew cut and a sincere tie[00:00:54]
And for my first job I did apply[00:00:56]
A job in an advertising agency[00:00:59]
Sharpening the pencils of a big VP[00:01:01]
Oh he honed a lot of pencils for a big VP[00:01:04]
I sharpened all the pencils so pointedly[00:01:06]
That now I am a partner in the agency[00:01:08]
He sharpened all the pencils so pointedly[00:01:11]
That now he is a member of the agency[00:01:13]
I kept my ears open and my big mouth shut[00:01:17]
And I learned all the agency's scuttlebutt[00:01:19]
I learned who was going out with whom[00:01:21]
And who had the keys to the powder room[00:01:24]
And who had the keys to the powder room[00:01:27]
For the keys to the powder room you see[00:01:29]
Is the key to the structure of the agency[00:01:31]
The keys to the powder room is the key[00:01:34]
To the structure of the agency[00:01:37]
I worked real hard for the dear old firm[00:01:39]
I learned most every advertising term[00:01:41]
I said to the men in the dark gray suits[00:01:44]
"Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes"[00:01:46]
Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes[00:01:49]
I ran it up the flagpole perfectly[00:01:51]
So now I am a partner in the agency[00:01:53]
He ran it up the flagpole perfectly[00:01:56]
So now he is a partner in the agency[00:01:58]
Now I have a big office at the end of the hall[00:02:00]
With very fancy carpeting from wall to wall[00:02:03]
I keep my mouth open and I keep my ears shut[00:02:05]
And I've got a little palace in Connecticut[00:02:08]
And he's got a little palace in Connecticut[00:02:10]
So I thank old Yale and I thank the Lord[00:02:14]
And I also thank my father who was Chairman of the Board[00:02:22]
And he's grateful to his father[00:02:24]
Yes he's grateful to his father[00:02:25]
Yes he's grateful to his father[00:02:26]
Who was Chairman of the Board[00:02:28]