《Celebrity Stalker》歌词

歌曲： Celebrity Stalker

所属专辑：Blowin’ Up

歌手： Jamie Kennedy

时长： 03:42

播放 下载lrc歌词 下载纯文本歌词

Celebrity Stalker - Jamie Kennedy[00:00:00]

Hi my name is Stu I got a problem to share[00:00:21]

It's kind of personal you probably won't care[00:00:24]

See I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher[00:00:26]

Heh I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair[00:00:28]

Kathy Bates and Edie Falco now there's a pair[00:00:31]

My psychotherapist says I should clear the air[00:00:34]

For the average boy or girl this might be a shocker[00:00:36]

Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker[00:00:38]

Hold up doc you know I got some problems too[00:00:41]

My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew[00:00:44]

I like to watch the telly especially late at night[00:00:46]

My favorite show to stroke to gotta be Facts of Life[00:00:48]

F**k Lindsay Lohan give me Mindy Cohn[00:00:51]

And tootie's juicy booty now that's a blow jam[00:00:54]

Whoa man yo man I'ma grin and bear it[00:00:56]

I got a website fan page for that hooker Mrs. Garrett[00:00:58]

I love her and she loves me[00:01:01]

Why won't she dark to me[00:01:04]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:01:06]

I love her and she loves me[00:01:11]

Why does she call police[00:01:14]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:01:16]

I wanna slam Fran hell she can be my nanny[00:01:21]

Star Jones too huh I'd like to hit that fanny[00:01:23]

Marcia Marcia Marcia you can have her I'll take Alice[00:01:26]

Cause she clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas[00:01:29]

Victoria Principal you can call me to your office[00:01:31]

Better make it quick cause I'll tell you who the boss is[00:01:34]

It's Mona MONA now leave me the hell alone ah[00:01:36]

I'ma go to the corner talk to Stu I got a boner[00:01:39]

Back to Stu Stoner doc this shit ain't cool[00:01:41]

I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool[00:01:44]

I be sitting in school covered in drool[00:01:46]

Dreaming of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul[00:01:48]

Straight up now I told her that my love wasn't fake[00:01:51]

She wasn't having it the cold hearted snake[00:01:54]

It ain't easy people think I'm sleazy[00:01:56]

I've been watching TV land jerking off to weezie[00:01:59]

To wheezie fo' scheezy nothing more would please me[00:02:01]

To get Miss Cleo down on her kneezy[00:02:04]

I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt[00:02:06]

Now please don't tease me[00:02:09]

I love her and she loves me[00:02:11]

Why won't she dark to me[00:02:14]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:02:16]

I love her and she loves me[00:02:21]

Why does she call police[00:02:24]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:02:26]

Stalker[00:02:31]

La la la la la la la[00:02:32]

La la la la la la la[00:02:35]

La la la la la la la[00:02:37]

La la la la la la la[00:02:40]

Coming after you girl[00:02:41]

Yeah girl we're coming straight after you[00:02:42]

Going through your garbage cans[00:02:44]

Going through your trash girl[00:02:45]

Find a banana peel[00:02:47]

Yeah man even your laundry[00:02:48]

All we wanna do is just love you[00:02:51]

Just wanna snuggle wit'cha[00:02:53]

Hey are your parents traffic instructors[00:02:56]

Cause you got fine written all over you[00:02:59]

I love her and she loves me[00:03:01]

Why won't she dark to me[00:03:04]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:03:06]

I love her and she loves me[00:03:11]

Why does she call police[00:03:14]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:03:16]

I love her and she loves me[00:03:21]

Why won't she dark to me[00:03:24]

Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker[00:03:26]

I love her and she loves me[00:03:31]

Why does she call police[00:03:34]

Stalker I ain't no stalker[00:03:36]