歌手: Jamie Kennedy
时长: 04:03
Strip Club Dummy - Jamie Kennedy[00:00:00]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:00:13]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:00:17]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:00:20]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:00:23]
She stayed away from stages told her friends they was brainless[00:00:26]
Maintained it and stayed a waittress[00:00:30]
Grew tired of making minimum wages[00:00:32]
Decided to take her clothes off to get famous[00:00:34]
Well that didn't work out she ended up on stages[00:00:37]
Collectin wages dancing naked for strangers[00:00:41]
Lesson on pages that's where I come in and the story really begins[00:00:45]
Don't want to ruing the ending before she wins[00:00:49]
It started out on the let's be friends tip[00:00:51]
A 20 a 50 anything under a Ben tip[00:00:54]
She's sitting on your lap you're shooting the sh*t you're catching the breeze[00:00:57]
Leaning forward and ready to leave[00:01:01]
She stops and drops and rubs on your knees[00:01:03]
Whispers in your ear hey boy come follow me ohhh[00:01:06]
You wanna go yet you would agree[00:01:10]
Little do you know this chick's got tricks up her sleeve[00:01:12]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:01:16]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:01:19]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:01:22]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:01:25]
Your wallet's telling you you outta cash[00:01:29]
She's telling you they got an ATM stashed somewhere in the back[00:01:31]
She bends down showing you the asscrack[00:01:35]
Looks back ohh ahh boy you know you wanna slap that[00:01:37]
You agree fast PIN number cash fast[00:01:41]
The relationship between you and your money doesn't last[00:01:44]
Too long pull out three hundred and pass it along[00:01:47]
Pay for song now she's in a thong[00:01:50]
Ooh boy you be a gentleman hands under the seat[00:01:53]
And if you be a good boy I might give you a treat[00:01:56]
Now she leans in and she's being discrete[00:01:59]
For three hundred more I guarantee you cum in your seat whoa[00:02:02]
Well gee that sounds neat but kinda messy[00:02:06]
She covered my mouth and started to undress me[00:02:09]
With that look in her eyes she parted her thighs and grinded on my jeans[00:02:12]
Damn I hate jeans why the hell did I wear jeans[00:02:16]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:02:19]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:02:21]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:02:24]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:02:27]
Ahhh she's screaming out in ecstasy[00:02:31]
And now her left breast sitting right next to me and[00:02:34]
She reaches down and she grabs Steve-o[00:02:37]
Gives it a heave ho and now she's making steve go and me moan[00:02:40]
I know you like it slow I know you want more[00:02:44]
It's back to the ATM and pull out 4[00:02:47]
Back in the booth she's naked grindin grabbing on the rails[00:02:50]
Dj's playing funk you like an animal by Nine Inch Nails[00:02:53]
You wanna touch it uhh you grab her breast[00:02:56]
She grabs D you scream she screams ahh[00:02:58]
You f**king pervert you better leave[00:03:02]
You say what the f**k you mean[00:03:04]
This ain't no dream I'm calling Chi Chi[00:03:06]
The bouncer's rushing in saying what's going on man[00:03:08]
You reply i don't know I paid for the song man[00:03:11]
You got it wrong what you need to do is move the f**k on[00:03:14]
And like that she's gone and so is your money[00:03:17]
Hope you learned this lesson from me[00:03:20]
Don't be a strip club dummy[00:03:22]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:03:23]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:03:27]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:03:30]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:03:33]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:03:36]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:03:39]
That Gucci dress that Pradabra[00:03:42]
I wanna see your ta ta tah[00:03:45]