《The Universal Adjective Song(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Universal Adjective Song(Album Version)

所属专辑：Live In Front Of A Bunch Of D-ckh--ds

歌手： Pinkard&Bowden

时长： 04:54

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The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard & Bowden[00:00:01]

I guess I must've learned that word[00:01:00]

When I was just a child[00:01:03]

But how the f**k would I know[00:01:05]

It would drive my teachers wild[00:01:08]

It just seemed so descriptive[00:01:12]

When I read it off the wall[00:01:15]

I shouted it in the classroom[00:01:17]

And had to stand in the f**kin' hall[00:01:19]

You know that I refined its use[00:01:23]

When I was in the Navy[00:01:29]

I learned to eat defensively[00:01:32]

And say "Pass the f**kin' gravy"[00:01:34]

They taught me how to f**k around[00:01:37]

And live it up on leave[00:01:41]

The ways I've learned to use that word[00:01:44]

You wouldn't f**kin' believe[00:01:47]

Oh the universal adjective is[00:01:50]

F**kin' up my life[00:01:54]

F**kin' up my life (Yeah)[00:01:55]

F**kin' up my life[00:01:59]

I lost so many friends[00:02:01]

I even lost my f**kin' wife[00:02:04]

The universal adjective is[00:02:07]

F**kin' up my life[00:02:10]

I was sittin' in a bar one night[00:02:18]

All f**ked up on tequila[00:02:19]

My wife comes in all f**kin' mad[00:02:22]

Says "I'll f**kin' see ya"[00:02:25]

I really didn't understand[00:02:29]

Just what the f**k she meant[00:02:32]

Until she took me into court[00:02:34]

And she took every f**kin' cent[00:02:37]

(Sing along)[00:02:39]

Oh the universal adjective is[00:02:41]

F**kin' up my life[00:02:45]

F**kin' up my life (Yeah)[00:02:47]

F**kin' up my life[00:02:50]

I lost so many friends[00:02:52]

I even lost my f**kin' wife[00:02:54]

The universal adjective is[00:02:58]

F**kin' up my life[00:03:01]