《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Funky Dance

歌手： D.J.Funky

时长： 04:10

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And we go when little something like this dig it[00:00:00]

Oh yea dig it come on[00:00:12]

Cold cooling at a bar[00:00:21]

And I'm looking for some action[00:00:23]

But like mick jagger said[00:00:25]

I can't get no satisfaction[00:00:27]

The girls are all around[00:00:30]

But none of them wanna get wit' me[00:00:31]

My threads are fresh and I'm looking deaf[00:00:33]

Yo what's up with l-o-c[00:00:35]

The girls are all jocking[00:00:37]

At the other end of the bar[00:00:39]

Havin' drinking with some no name chump[00:00:41]

When they know that I'm the star[00:00:43]

So I got up and strolled over[00:00:45]

To the other side of the cantina[00:00:47]

I asked the guy why you so fly[00:00:50]

He said funky cold medina[00:00:51]

Funky cold medina[00:01:01]

This brother told me a secret[00:01:10]

On how to get more chicks[00:01:12]

Put a little medina in your glass[00:01:14]

And the girls'll come real quick[00:01:16]

It's better than any alcohol[00:01:18]

Or aprhodisiac[00:01:20]

A couple of sips of this love potion[00:01:22]

And she'll be on your lap[00:01:24]

So I gave some to my dog[00:01:26]

When he began to beg[00:01:28]

And he licked his bowl[00:01:30]

And he looked at me[00:01:31]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:32]

He used to scratch and bite me[00:01:34]

Before he was much much meaner[00:01:36]

But now all the poodles run to my house[00:01:38]

For the funky cold medina[00:01:40]

You know what I'm saying[00:01:43]

I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:01:45]

Breaking down my door[00:01:47]

I got spuds mckenzie[00:01:48]

Alex from stroughs[00:01:51]

They won't leave my dog alone[00:01:53]

With that medina pal[00:01:54]

I went up to this girl[00:01:58]

She said hi my name is sheena[00:02:00]

I'd thought she'd be good to go[00:02:02]

With a little funky cold medina[00:02:03]

She said I'd like a drink[00:02:06]

I said hmm ok I'll go get it[00:02:08]

And then a couple of sips[00:02:10]

She cold licked her lips[00:02:11]

And I knew that she was wit' it[00:02:12]

So I took her to my crib[00:02:14]

Everything went as well as planned[00:02:16]

But when she got undressed[00:02:18]

It was a big ol' mess[00:02:19]

Sheena was a man[00:02:20]

So I threw him out[00:02:22]

I don't fool around[00:02:23]

With no oscar mayer weiner[00:02:24]

You must be sure you're girl is pure[00:02:27]

For the funky cold medina[00:02:28]

You know what I'm saying ain't no plans with a man[00:02:31]

This is the eighties[00:02:36]

Don't know me down with the ladies[00:02:37]

No joke[00:02:39]

Break it down[00:02:46]

Ha ha[00:03:04]

Ha ha[00:03:06]

Ha ha[00:03:08]

Ha ha[00:03:12]

Ha ha[00:03:14]

Ha ha[00:03:16]

Black in the saddle[00:03:19]

Looking for a little affection[00:03:21]

I took a shot as a contestant[00:03:23]

On the love connection[00:03:24]

The audience voted[00:03:27]

And you know they picked a winner[00:03:29]

I took my date to the hilton[00:03:31]

For medina and some dinner[00:03:32]

We had a few drinks[00:03:35]

I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting[00:03:37]

Instead she started talking about[00:03:39]

Plans for our wedding[00:03:41]

So I grabbed my coat and hit the door[00:03:43]

I said maybe I'll be seeing ya[00:03:45]

That's why I found you don't fool around[00:03:47]

With the funky cold medina[00:03:49]

You know what I'm sayin'[00:03:52]

That medina's a monster[00:03:54]

Funky cold medina[00:03:58]

Funky Cold Medina - D.J.Funky[00:04:01]