所属专辑:Incredibad
时长: 02:26
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman[00:00:03]
我们今天邀请到了电影明星娜塔莉·波特曼[00:00:05]
Hello so Natalie what's the day[00:00:05]
你好 娜塔莉 请告诉我们[00:00:08]
In life of Natalie Portman like [00:00:08]
娜塔莉·波特曼的生活到底是怎么样的 [00:00:10]
Do you really wanna know Please tell us[00:00:10]
你真的想知道吗 请告诉我们[00:00:13]
I don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and Durban[00:00:13]
我根本就不睡觉 整天出去鬼混[00:00:16]
Doin' one twenty gettin' head while I'm swervin'[00:00:16]
开车飞速疾驰 转弯时照样开到120迈[00:00:19]
Damn Natalie you a crazy chick[00:00:19]
见鬼 娜塔莉 你个疯女人[00:00:22]
Yo shut the f**k up and suck my dick[00:00:22]
你给我闭嘴 滚得越远越好[00:00:25]
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf**ker[00:00:25]
我要打得你满地找牙 你这个混蛋[00:00:27]
Roll up on NBC and smack the sh*t outta Jeff Zucker[00:00:27]
我还要杀到NBC电视台 把总裁打得鼻青脸肿[00:00:30]
What you want Natalie To drink and fight[00:00:30]
你到底想做什么 娜塔莉 喝酒和打架[00:00:33]
What you need Natalie To f**k all night[00:00:33]
你到底想做什么 娜塔莉 整夜缠绵欢愉[00:00:36]
Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue[00:00:36]
老娘在机场吞云吐雾的时候 你最好不要惹我[00:00:39]
Put my foot down your throat till you sh*t in my shoe[00:00:39]
我要一脚踹得你七窍流血 动弹不得[00:00:41]
Leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning[00:00:41]
随你大喊大叫 记得付清我的干洗费[00:00:45]
F**k your man it's my name that he's screamin'[00:00:45]
见鬼去吧 不要大喊老娘的名字[00:00:47]
I'm sorry Natalie but are we to believe you[00:00:47]
不好意思 娜塔莉 但我们很难相信[00:00:50]
Condone driving while intoxicated [00:00:50]
你竟然还会酒后驾车[00:00:52]
I never said I was a role model[00:00:52]
我从没说过我是个好榜样[00:00:54]
What about the kids that look up to you [00:00:54]
但那些向你看齐的孩子们怎么办呢[00:00:56]
Do you have a message for them [00:00:56]
你有什么要对他们说的吗[00:00:58]
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick[00:00:58]
所有向我看齐的孩子们都滚开[00:01:01]
It's Portman motherf**ker drink till I'm sick[00:01:01]
老娘可是波特曼 喝酒喝到挂 [00:01:04]
Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole[00:01:04]
扯烂你的嘴巴 狠狠整你一顿[00:01:07]
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die[00:01:07]
看着你又哭又笑 看着你笑到咽气[00:01:10]
And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you[00:01:10]
各位老兄 你们知道我在对你们说话[00:01:12]
We love you Natalie I wanna f**k you too[00:01:12]
娜塔莉 我们爱你 我想让你们滚到一边[00:01:15]
P is for Portman P is for p**sy[00:01:15]
老娘可是波特曼 不羁放松爱自由[00:01:18]
I'll kill your f**kin' dog for fun so don't push me[00:01:18]
我要把你们的狗全杀掉 太有趣了 不要逼我[00:01:22]
Well Natalie I'm surprised[00:01:22]
娜塔莉 我很惊讶[00:01:25]
All this from a Harvard graduate[00:01:25]
你竟然是哈佛毕业的[00:01:27]
Well there's a lot you may not know about me[00:01:27]
我还有很多你不知道的事呢[00:01:30]
Really Such as [00:01:30]
真的吗 比如说呢[00:01:32]
When I was in Harvard I smoked w**d every day[00:01:32]
我在哈佛的时候 每天都抽**[00:01:35]
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay[00:01:35]
每次考试都作弊 尽情** 吞云吐雾[00:01:38]
I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes[00:01:38]
我有一群狐朋狗友 就算你有一群兄弟[00:01:41]
I sit right down on your face and take a sh*t[00:01:41]
我也要当面把你踩在脚下[00:01:44]
Natalie you are a bad a** b**ch hell yeah[00:01:44]
娜塔莉 你真是个** 见鬼[00:01:49]
And I always pay for your dry cleanin'[00:01:49]
当我把你打得满地找牙[00:01:52]
When my sh*t gets in your shoe what [00:01:52]
你的干洗费我全都包了 怎样[00:01:55]
And as for the drug use well I can vouch for that[00:01:55]
关于你的** 我保证都能接受[00:02:00]
My dick is scared of you girl[00:02:00]
我真的折服于你 女孩[00:02:07]
Okie-dokie one final question[00:02:07]
好的 最后一个问题[00:02:11]
If you can steal a smooch from[00:02:11]
如果你可以和一个[00:02:13]
Any guy in Hollywood who would it [00:02:13]
好莱坞男星接吻 你会选谁[00:02:16]
No more questions[00:02:16]
问够了没[00:02:24]
What[00:02:24]
怎样[00:02:29]